Spooky Scary Skeletons - METAL COVER VERSION (Johnathan Young)
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Spooky Scary Skeletons - METAL COVER VERSION (Johnathan Young)
Grillmageddon
There's a distinct pop as he cracked his knuckles; ascended to leadership.
"Fall in! The fight's only just begun," Soldier 76 eyed his recruits with an air of impatience. The arms crossed behind his back split away, pointed to his first victim helper.
"Widowmaker, I need hamburger buns, hotdog buns and corn on the cob stat! None of that french bread nonsense either. There's a sale at the store, and my coupon book is out by the car."
"Genjimen, we need a defrost on those meats if they're gonna be ready for tonight! And tell Mei to take that parka off if it's too hot out. Leaving the freezer door open to cool off is NOT acceptable!"
"And Gabe... " He squinted at the both of them. "For fuck's sake, why are there TWO of you?!"
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Fireworks. He's looking up where to watch them, the times, the works. This'll be his first 4th of July out of Indiana, it's gotta be BIG.
Ⓐ {Is it too late for this?}
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
How likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
In a box with bright, colored paper, were presents specifically for Jack. Stuffed inside was a long seasonal scarf, wrapped around another present of a modern design. The card that came with the box read:
“Dear Jack,
Thought you’d find this handy. Now you can bring along your favorite hot drink or soup to meetings without worry of it getting cold. It’s called a ‘tumbler’ I believe. Or a hot-water flask, I’m not too sure. Nightshade could just be pulling my leg again.
Speaking of Nightshade, she baked you these complimentary cookies for you to share with everyone! We hope the family is doing well. We’ll drop by as soon as we’ve finished things on our end.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
S. H. & Nightshade”