#jack speaks

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Some major discourse going down in my inbox

[fires-of-ninjago]

2026 Ninjago Reblog Rollcall

Well, it's once again that time of year, and...well...I think we can all agree that 2025 counts as one of the dumbest years so far this millennium.

So for this year's Rollcall, add something to the reblog chain that either sums up the year, or what you're hoping for in 2026! (Yeah, I know the bar for next year is set so low, it's a tripping hazard in hell, but let's try not to see just how much lower we can collectively go!)

And finally, don't forget to follow anyone in the chain!

[amanita-jack]

do you prefer ebook, audiobook, paperback, or hardcover?

i like audiobooks best, because then i can multi-task while reading. if you haven't checked out Gideon the Ninth, i can't recommend the audiobook enough, it's absolutely fantastic.

thanks for the ask!

[trashfiresrus]

Hi… I’m Jack. Uh, this is my first time at Token Cis Guy Anonymous.

Yeah, I’m pretty early on E but they didn’t pressure me into spiro so that’s a plus, something about mono being better but I always thought it wasn’t good to catch mono.

No, no, they’re super cool, they’re my friends and who else am I supposed to talk about deltarune with?

[usergambit]

i have a confession to make… i enjoy Channing Tatum as gambit solely bc it’s a role he’s wanted for a long time and i feel like DP&W writers just kinda botched him and Channing can do much better with the character as long as he gets better writing

[slujactivist]

player: oops my character failed that charisma save! what happens, oh wise and benevolent dungeon master?

dm: check your dms :3c

the message:

[wolfy-jack]

You. I haven't heard from you in a while. How have you been? How's the sentient plant? - [ @rise-and-live-again ]

Oh! Hi! I wasn’t aware you wanted to hear from me.

I’ve been toddling along. Got into a few mishaps but nothing that can’t be fixed with an apology and asking Elsa to send some flowers. Ted’s been good. He will only eat sushi at the moment so I’ve eaten more fish than I think a man should eat.

*voice recording of unintelligible growls.*

Ted just wanted to say that he enjoys sushi a normal amount.

[dead-inside-demiboy]

Watching the Black Rose one-shot AFTER the entirety of the main campaign is hilarious

Like yes Finn Tidestrider you WOULD be thinking about the cum shark all the time wouldn't you? I watched the dark puckered hole episode. Whore (affectionate)