Alpha: "Nerd? Nerd! Bro, Nerd, get out here!"
Nerd: *opens window* "I'm sorry Alpha, I'm not coming outside. I'm THIS close to finishing my next invention! Return to your lifting in peace."
Alpha: "Nerd, we talked about this, bro."
Alpha: "You gotta get outside at least one hour a day! Gotta get some fresh air, dawg."
Nerd: "Yes, what I'll 'get' is the attention of [REDACTED]..."
Alpha: "There's nobody out here but us, bro!"
Nerd: "Better to work in the shadows where I cannot be seen. Also, it's cold out there!"
Alpha: "Bro, if you're not coming outside..."
Alpha: "I'm bringin' the outside to you!" *goes to a corner of Nerd's house and prepares to lift*
Nerd: "H-Hey, no. What? You cannot lift my entire house!"
Alpha: "Oh, yes I can!" *lifts* "I'ma lift your crib, dawg!"
Nerd: *panicking* "Do not lift my crib, Alpha! I have delicate instruments in here and-"
Alpha: "LIFTIN' YOUR CRIB, DAWG!"
Nerd: *rushes outside*
Alpha: *gently puts the house back down*
Nerd: "There, I'm out in the 'fresh' air! And I can smell the chemtrails."
Alpha: *sighs* "That's right bro, one step atta time."
