#jackcent

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lover you should have come over...

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When I say Rs I'm supposed to put my tongue at the top of my mouth, but that makes me feel like I'm trying to do an L.

Jack has been attending some speech classes for some of the more troublesome elements of his Jackcent.

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Timey-wimey

Me: Jack, it's after 10. You need to go to sleep.

Jack: How long is it until morning?

Me: Hours and hours.

Jack: Can you be more pacific?

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Nothing but the hits.

Jack: Not cherry but Perry! Nunununununu cocoa puff nunununu cocoa puff...

Me: What are you singing?

Jack: Well it's not a REAL song. I'm just singing.

Me: Okay.

Jack: Nununununu it's a sonnng... Everything is a real fish, everything is a real fish.... One, two, three, four... fivesixseveneightnineten.

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I don't think he means nuclear, but then I never really know WHAT he means when he starts talking robotics plans.

Jack: Mommy, I need a co-uh.

Me: A what? A co?

Jack: Nooo. A co-uh. Like for my robots.

Me: Like a body for them?

Jack: No, like a co-uh in the oaf.

Me: What? Olf?

Jack: Nooo, like the co-uh that is in this planet.

Me: Ohhhh, like the CORE in the EARTH.

Jack: Yes. But for my robots.

Me: Well, I think that's going to be a bit hard to come by.

Jack: Why?

Me: Well, if you mean you just need a power source for your robots, then there's a lot of different cores you could use. They could be electrical.

Jack: I don't need my robots to be electric. But I do want them to be waterproof. How do you make a robot waterproof?

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You'd have to ask the careerist.

Jack: How much longer do careerists play?

Me: Play what?

Jack: You know, the board game. In the closet.

Me: Oh, Careers?

Jack: Yes.

Me: I have no idea. I've never played it.

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3 people were betternariams.

Jack, 10-31-12

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Fashion.

[Going through some hand-me-downs from a friend, I pick up a striped button-down.]

Jack: That looks like a good shirt for a librety.

Me: For what?

Jack: Librety.

Me: Liberty?

Jack: Yes?

Me: What do you mean?

Jack: I mean, it looks like a shirt a librety would wear.

Me: Oh! Do you mean celebrity? Like, a famous person?

Jack: Yes. Lebrity. A famous person would wear that shirt.

Me: How do YOU know what a celebrity is?

Jack: [sigh] It's just on shows I watch. On TV.

Me: Well, it's only a 3T, so it's too small for you.

Jack: Aww.