Dating Hayes Morrison would include:
- bra shopping
- spontaneous dates
- brunch buddies bc breakfast is time consuming af
- too many drinking challenges
- “Hayes, are you drunk or horny?” “Does it matter?”
- calling her at work
- making her late for said work
- dinner with her and Jackson in their apartment
- becoming besties with Jackson
- visiting her at work with coffee and doughnuts for everyone
- stare-offs with Wallace
- fighting over random shit
- her being possessive as fuck
- holding her hair back when she drinks too much and carrying her to bed after
- dancing in the apartment
- mocking her music tastes
- her pulling your hair while making out
- you and Jackson picking outfits for Hayes’ interviews
- meeting Naomi and death staring her back to hell
- Wallace walking in on you two Getting It On TM
- continuing like he’s not there
- lift quickies
- making out on the sofa while Jackson just ignores you
- stopping her doing stupid shit
- meeting her dad and calling him “Mr. Hayes’ dad”
- Hayes getting annoyed at that ^
- accidentally calling her “Bug”
- her getting pissed off at that as well ^^
- meeting up with Jackson on his days off so you can set him up on dates
- not even bothering to vote for Hayes’ mum
- dressing up like Queens and going to boring functions
- sneaking drinks to said functions and getting v tispy
- shower sex
- sex in any place possible
- acting like horny teenagers
- way too much sexual tension 24/7
- back massages
- red wine + Chinese after she cracks a case
- stealing her liquor from her office bc she needs to Stop Drinking TM
- hickies on her neck just to piss off Wallace
- hickies on your ribs because paybacks a bitch
- avoiding the press like the plague
