A Troll Can’t Win.
Our Troll from Underbridge highly approves of JacobA1997. But despite the high praise he received from Manstroll (On DeviantArt his name is ManlyTroll), JacobA1997 has decided that, rather than asking for a clarification, he’s just going to block him. And you really can’t fault Jacob of 1997 for not wishing understand the statement of a troll, he is concerned with providing artwork to DeviantArt some of the best crafted art to be found on that site.
As a huge fan of the video game “House of the Dead”, Jacob has provided a detailed timeline of the events, and an improved title for the game. Notice the lined background that has been provided for the handcrafted letters using the Crayola medium. The series of blue lines represent the rays used by the game player, as he attempts to negotiate through the Curien Mansion and lab, while a single red line at the top shows escape has been blocked, and the only hope to escape are three holes at the bottom of the work. Unfortunately, there is a barely visible line representing the DBR corporation blocking the three escape holes, which is attempting to block an escape from the hellish environment.
But being a Renaissance artiste, Jacob’s interest is not just limited to Sega zombie video games. Here’s something for the guys, a sexy german wolf! Woo Hoo! And you know those lips represent that this she wolf means business. Duetchland Uber Amerikaner wolfs!
But I don’t want you girls to feel left out. Our next masterpiece from jacob is Jacob the Werewolf Stud for Rainika Micintosh. Ranika is one lucky girl! Look at that six pack that looks like the top of an actual six pack! I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with the left paw, that looks like an evil scientist replaced it with the tail of a beaver. Also, why is the right hand so tiny? I would think that would make it very hard to grasp a barbell. But just so there’s no doubt what is going on here, Jacob has written “Pec Flex”. This is good, because honestly it looks to me like his left arm is impregnating the back of his head. Meanwhile,it looks like he has a machete holstered in his back pocket, so after he‘s finished flexing his muscles for the girls (and no doubt some of the guys) he will be demonstrating his skill with that. Ah the fans of Mighty355, they make the world a better place with their art. Just don’t criticize them, or say things they don’t understand, or they’ll block you.