Unexplained Mysteries of Mighty 355

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And a message about Covid19 from the mighty one.

I don’t really have a problem with this message, and it’s nice to know that Mighty can do a panel, with characters wearing more than diapers. Sadly, that isn’t always the case. It’s been over three years since I contributed to this blog, and since I have a life, a while since I bothered to check out what his artist’s muse has inspired him to create. However, someone I know did, sent me some of Mighty355′s gallery, and I was in turn inspired to make a few observations.

I guess this work of his could be “Self portrait of artist in diapers”. With sword in hand, he is ready to take on the forces of evil that would toilet train children! Among the drawing is when where he is fully dressed, and others where he removes each article of clothing, until he stands  proudly as a man in his late 20′s, wearing a diaper. This truly shows us a man, not afraid to wear a loin covering secured with a safety pin! Truly a diaper wearer of destiny!

You see, Mighty355 is a dreamer. he dreams of a world where human/rabbit abominations can wear their diapers with pride, as abomination children frolic happily together. But I still have to wonder, with the Covid19 shutdown, will diaper clad abominations ever be able to freely play together again?

Because I neglected taking a glance at Might355′s cringe-excuse me-art, I missed his wishing us all a great 2020. May you have a great 2020 as well, I mean besides having dealing with the Covid19, killer wasps, and showings of the view.

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No Alicorn is an Island

On underbridge Internet, we’re in the middle of a fan based crossover strip “The Wholy and the Propane”, and our story is following Mighty355′s idea that because she is now an Alicorn, Twilight Sparkle must be evil. i honestly feel bad that Mighty355 has such an investment in the character, he’s actually attacked Hasbro in his strip for this.

Rayman355, who I wasn’t aware was a character in My Little Pony is expressing Mighty355′s anger over the change Hasbro made in Twilight Sparkle.  Might355′s denial of his waifu becoming an Alicorn is so deep, he actually has Unicorn Twilight355 confronting Alicorn Twilight355 as a fake.

But fake or not, a change in a character is going to affect those around them.  No person is an Island, and we saw in “It’s a wonderful Life” how the world was affected if George Bailey had never been born.  Interestingly enough, Mike Judge did a Beavis and Butthead Christmas special, there was a segment “It’s a Miserable Life”, where Butthead is shown how the world would be a better place if he had never been born.  So changes in a character don’t necessarily have to have a positive effect on those around you.

In the actual MLP series, Twilight Sparkle’s becoming an Alicorn has been a chance for character development.  It’s a good thing.  Not so much Twilight Sparkle 355.  She is an angry bitter character, who’s mind has been twisted in now taking a delight in doing evil for Leather Princess Celestia.

I’m not sure Princess Celetia has ever been referred to as “Leather Princess Celestia” outside the mightyverse, so we can assume Princess Celesia355 is some evil domanitrix in the magical world of Mighty355′s imagination, who has changed Twilight Sparkle 355 to an alicorn for some evil purpose.

In “The Wholly and the Propane” Professor Delightful wants to know how spike took Twilight becoming an Alicorn, yet Twilight refuses to say.  

Mighty355 provides us the answer.  Spike355’s murdered some of the ponies, and decapitated them to use them as trophies!  Happy Halloween everyone.

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A mighty Adventure begins on Underbridge!

Today you are going to see a different look to Underbridge Internet.  The strips we put out on Monday Wednesday and Friday will maintain the same continuity, but on weekends we will be putting out a 13 part adventure-in colour!

   The strip will have a very different look than Minespatch’s daily strips, because this time, I’ve been doing the art and writing, while Ariel is inserting the lettering.  I’ve enjoyed the read-throughs provided by the Dicheads of internet stories from Mighty355 and Supersayencrash, and so I figured it would be fun to create a tale of that caliber.  Hope folks enjoy this.

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Apparently my gallery is “racist” according to Mighty. I know that word is really thrown around meaninglessly these days, but really, can you find anything offensive to people of other color here? http://johnnyvalentine.deviantart.com/gallery/

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You must understand, you have Mario and the gang engaging in competition with their carts, and don’t forget, Sonic’s strength is out running other characters.   Like the Indianapolis 500 and the Kentucky Derby, this is all about race.

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All Salute the Flag of Mightystan

And now,  please stand for our national anthem

A land where Mighty’s free - to draw insanity 

of this we sing

Richie and Boogieboy - make bad art such a joy

logic is not employed - where Mighty’s king.

On this 4th of July weekend, I would like to celebrate the freedom to create bad art, and thanks to the internet, people like Richie, Mighty355, and Boogieboy1 create it in abundance.  The standard for Mightystan was created by Richie out of anger, that somebody doesn’t share his opinion about what a superb and Masterful illustrator he is.

There was a terrible deviant named JohnnyValentine, made a website called "Goddammit SuperSaiyanCrash". And what he's doing, is trying to save us? No he is not. He's making bad blogs and bad opinions about his work. He's an idiot. I think its just wrong for SuperSaiyanCrash. All he does is trying to save all the things we loved like Cartoons, Anime, and Video Games, and he thinks we're stealing ideas off of them? Well we're not, he doesn't understand fanart at all. He must be reported for good, and shut down his website for good.

Bad bad Valentine!  Your opinions are bad and need to be punished!  And there are no shortage of drawings of copyrighted characters in Richie’s site that are both willing to give and recieve spankings!

Not to mention other things.  Has anybody ever done a study of the mental health of people who spend a teensy too much time on Deviant Art?

Being that this is America’s birthday, what could be more American, than the American Cowboy.  And with Crash bandicoot playing the part of Lucky Luke, and other characters playing the parts of the Daltons, you want to throw some hot dogs on the barbie, to get in the spirit of the 4th.

That tall character is even thinking of a hot dog, or a french roll, while the guy next to Dr. Cortex looks like a firework landed in his Iron mask.  And let’s use a photographic background to really make this come together. Of course you can’t really have a celebration of the birth of the US, without an epic picture from the Snot of Nottingham, the one and only Boogieboy1!

Inspired by this www.teamfortress.com/tf03_cold…here is me blaming Washington and others for defeating the britains (which is I am British)

Silly me, I thought Boogie was from another planet altogether.  McDonalds is a well known American institution, and I believe the following character from Boogieboy 1 is “McDonalds Ninja”.

And so to close this 4th of july blog off, let’s settle back and enjoy some fireworks, provided by Boogieboy1, as we listen to the stirring national anthem of Mightystan.

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The Cursed Jodie Dangerberry

I love this character.  I think when some of us saw that there was a blog called “Curse that Jodie Dangerberry, and her Dangerberrian escapades”, we were curious just who Jodie was.  Turns out, there wasn’t a character by that name; it was instead a blog about Mighty355′s (and some of his friends) online art portfolio.  Now that somebody has drawn Jodie, I hope they decide to treat us to some of her Dangerberrian escapades, and who thinks she should be cursed because of them.

Jodie the Danger Barbarian, not related, was a Character I created last year for a story where Baron Von Krieger and Laurie Peters entered a dimension inhabited by parodies of some of the characters based on those found in the strips commented on in the “Goddamn” blogs.  Unlike most of the regular characters appearing in “Underbridge Internet”, Jodie was not redrawn by Minespatch, nor were any of the other characters from that dimension.  Typically, if I want bad art for “Underbridge Internet”, I’m the one providing it.  This won’t be the last appearance of Jodie, however.  I just finished writing a story about an invader from “Mightystan” who is wreaking havoc in the Baron’s world, by causing people to suffer from being terribly inflated, and it will be up to Baron Von Krieger, Laurie Peters, and Jodie to stop the invader, and that story should be appearing sometime in 2017. 

And in the meantime, I hope to see more of the other Jodie.

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A  Troll Can’t Win.

Our Troll from Underbridge highly approves of JacobA1997.  But despite the high praise he received from Manstroll (On DeviantArt his name is ManlyTroll), JacobA1997 has decided that, rather than asking for a clarification, he’s just going to block him.  And you really can’t fault Jacob of 1997 for not wishing understand the statement of a troll, he is concerned with providing artwork to DeviantArt some of the best crafted art to be found on that site.

As a huge fan of the video game “House of the Dead”, Jacob has provided a detailed timeline of the events, and an improved title for the game. Notice the lined background that has been provided for the handcrafted letters using the Crayola medium. The series of blue lines represent the rays used by the game player, as he attempts to negotiate through the Curien Mansion and lab, while a single red line at the top shows escape has been blocked, and the only hope to escape are three holes at the bottom of the work.  Unfortunately, there is a barely visible line representing the DBR corporation blocking the three escape holes, which is attempting to block an escape from the hellish environment.

But being a Renaissance artiste, Jacob’s interest is not just limited to Sega zombie video games.  Here’s something for the guys, a sexy german wolf!  Woo Hoo!  And you know those lips represent that this she wolf means business.  Duetchland Uber Amerikaner wolfs!

But I don’t want you girls to feel left out.  Our next masterpiece from jacob is Jacob the Werewolf Stud for Rainika Micintosh.  Ranika is one lucky girl! Look at that six pack that looks like the top of an actual six pack!  I’m not exactly sure what’s going on with the left paw, that looks like an evil scientist replaced it with the tail of a beaver.  Also, why is the right hand so tiny?  I would think that would make it very hard to grasp a barbell.  But just so there’s no doubt what is going on here, Jacob has written “Pec Flex”.  This is good, because honestly it looks to me like his left arm is impregnating the back of his head.  Meanwhile,it looks like he has a machete holstered in his back pocket, so after he‘s finished flexing his muscles for the girls (and no doubt some of the guys) he will be demonstrating his skill with that.  Ah the fans of Mighty355, they make the world a better place with their art.  Just don’t criticize them, or say things they don’t understand, or they’ll block you.

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Richie goes to Skule.

 Apparently, the heir of the Mighty355 empire is Supersayancrash, or “Richie”.  Richie is big on Dragonball Z and Crashbandicoot.  Crashbandicoot has been around since 1996, making him 20 years old.  In one year he’ll be old enough to drink, and drinking is something you might wish to consider seeing the horrible mishmash that is Richie’s combining Akira Toriyama’s manga updating of the classic “Into the West”, with what is essentially a mindless video game character.  How serious does Nintendo take this Character?  In the TV commercials, the Character looked like some guy wearing a character costume had left a theme park without permission, and you could clearly see the performers face, in a big hole in the face of the costume.

I don’t play the game, so I don’t know much about the character.  However, Richie has decided the connections between the two are so strong he’s gone so far as naming the Character “Goku”, and giving him the ability to go “Supersayan”.  That Richie feels a connection to these two distinct properties, can be seen by his artist’s moniker “Supersayancrash”, which is what I believe would happen in rush hour if Goku went Supersayan while driving an automobile.  Anyway, thanks to the DICHeads latest reading of “Crash Bandicoot Readthrough part 4″, we get Richie’s adventure, but enhanced, very much the way “Manos Hands of Fate” is enhanced by “Mystery Science Theater 3000′.  It’s at the end of the video, that we learn about what the character’s denouement, and some of them go off to further their education.

Ah, here we have Juba and Guido as a couple of university students.  You can see what a serious scholar Juba is in her sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniform,  And by the way, if you think she’s sexy, Anita Sarkesisan will let you know your guilty of raping her.  Sexy uniforms are worn by students, who take their educational future seriously!  Meanwhile, poor Guido can only afford a coat that’s so small, there’s no way he could ever button it.  I am worried that the direction of his eye’s mean he’s possibly raping her.  One way I understand that Universities may be dealing with the epidemic of male students raping women by looking at them, may be to start issuing sacks that can be worn over the head, as a solution to the problem of visual rape.

Din and Crystal take a different educational path, and they decide to study to be ninjas in what appears to be the Hobbit village from Tolkien’s Ring trilogy.  Din(?) is carrying what is a traditional weapon used by Ninja’s, which is a Colt .45 semi automatic pistol.  Apparently Ninja schools in Middle Earth aren’t gun free zones.  What we may be seeing here is an exciting future epic from Richie, in which Aku Aku, leads Goku Bandicoot in a war against Sauron and the forces of darkness.

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Today’s post is Brought to you by Diaperpuff.

One of the Mighty Clan posted this on deviant Art.  That he calls himself Diaperpuff, alone means he might need therapy. First, the artist who did this does show talent in drawing the Sonic style.  Undoubtably, this is a labor of love, and the execution is excellent. Too bad that he decided to use his talent on one something truly vile and depraved.  The real question, who is more depraved here?  Sonic, or his mother Bernadette?  This is honestly getting into incest territory, as a woman who should know better wants to keep her son infantalized, and is enjoying the sight and cleaning up her son’s nether region, and her son is at an age when his reproductive gear should be fully functioning. 

So what is the reason for this atrocity?  We’ll the creator of this abomination had this to say. “I did this because I always liked diaper ads... and because I have a thing for seeing Sonic act like a baby.”  Not everybody was supportive.  “ManlyTroll” said “Me think if you still wearing diapers at 15, they got places for you to go.”  But most of the commenters were very supportive. 

SolarisDragon Apr 22, 2016 “Nice Job”

Little-Hellion-Fever Dec 14, 2015 “Was he messy? Or just wet? Based on the rolled up diaper next to him I'm going to guess he was a messy hedgie.”

Bleh...Bleh....Bleh....Bleh...Bleh.....BLEH!!!!!

MobileSuitSonic Nov 18, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist “I'm not going to lie, this is cute. I think the two of you did a great job.”

It took two people to create this atrocity?  Criminal conspiracy comes to mind.

HedgeCatDragonix Nov 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist “Awww! I very much like this idea ^^ I do likr seeing Sonic's mother changing him at this age”

Want to see any other 15 years olds being changed?  I hope you like wearing orange.  Of course you can always depend on Deviant Art for people to offer helpful suggestions.

JoeyTheHedgehog07 Oct 30, 2015 “It would be more cute if his little diapers had cartoons on them.”

I don’t know what is more disturbing, the art of it’s supporters.  Meanwhile, If you’ll excuse me I need to bleach my eyeballs.

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Mighty’s war against Hasbro continues!

As a person who is of part Scottish descent, I can sympathize with how some of my ancestors may have suffered from a long series of invaders and conquerors. There were viking raids in the 9th century, a 13th Century invasion of Scotland by Great Britain, a 20th Century invasion of Scotland by Donald Trump where he attempted to prove it takes a manchild to raze a village.  But to Scotsman Mighty355, those all pale in comparison to what Hasbro decided to do in 2013 to a character from a cartoon show intended to sell toys to little girls.  I’m talking about Hasbro changing Twilight Sparkle to a Alicorn Princess.  I thought pretty much that Mighty355 might have gotten it out of his system by now, but like those isolated Japanese soldiers fighting WW2 in the 1970′s because they were unaware that the war ended in 1945,  Mighty is still fighting the decision made 3 years ago to turn Twilight Sparkle into an alicorn.

In the Familyguy and Sonic Universes, I’m not sure the characters are even aware of Equestria and a land of sentient equines.  But in the magical world of Mighty’s imagination, they not only know of Twilight Sparkle, her very name is a cause of fear and loathing.  that Sonic355 is calling Twilight355 a son of a bitch, may also mean that Sonic355 is unaware that there is a female gender, since Twilight Sparkle is clearly a mare.  On the other hand, if Mighty355 is suggesting that a dog can give birth to a horse, perhaps now would be a good time for the author of this strip to give up watching a rerun of Family guy, and possibly read a biology book at his reading level like this.

Considering the emotional trauma the poor Mighty355 suffered when a beloved character of his was transformed,  I can’t help but think that the following illustration by Underbridge Internet Minespatch has done, shows how Mighty355 might have reacted when he first learned of the change.. 

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Next  Week:  Mightyfellow

A heads up.  If you liked our Mightystan adventure earlier on Underbridge Internet, you might enjoy the next story we will unfold on our web series will be the fairytale Mightyfella.  It’s a heartwarming story of a young man who enjoys playing with his teensy in the basement.  Hardee Gruff promises you it will be duderific.

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Paris, City of Frights!

With three German invasions, Paris has somehow been been able to survive.  But can Paris survive the invasion  of Mighty355 and his friends?  Soon we will witness the travesty-excuse me-spectacle of a new Mighty355 adventure in Paris, as you will be able to experience the City of Lights, through the eyes of people who have never wandered beyond the confines of their parents basement.  You can see that Sam is ready for his Paris adventure dressed in a Kilt and Sporran, which is widely recognized as the national costume of France.  Meanwhile, the round headed guy better watch out going into a French Restaurant, as his nose might be mistaken for a loaf of French bread.

Where Mighty355 is, you know Bogeyboy1 won’t be far behind. Here we have Boogey’s contribution to the upcoming adventure.  What is Le Grunch?  We’ll this is what I found in Wikipedia. “The Grunch played a character who was flying gifts for children at Christmas in “Krusty's Kristmas on Ice show”. When a fight between basketball players and the entertainment team broke Homer joined the fight to order the Grunch to bring back the joy of the holidays.”  By the way, this was Translated from a French page.  In English, the Character is called “The Grumple” and is a parody of the Grinch.  He looks like this.

So Boogie is naming the restaurant after a ripoff of the Grinch that appeared in the Simpsons.? So how do they celebrate “Noel” there?  Do the waiters act rude?  We’ll then how does that differ from the rest of the year? Also, are the doors wide and short because of how fat people get eating there? Now this is supposed to be The Grumple’s French Resturante, because most restaurants in France use the English word for things that are of the Gallic culture.  But is it even a restaurant?  The French word for restaurant is “restaurant” because it happens to be a French word that has been adapted into the English language.  But what if it isn’t an actual restaurant?  Why only one window on the face of the building?  Are they attempting to hide what goes on in there?  Why is the chef holding a yardstick in his hand, and winking?  We’ll knowing how the Mighty crowd seems obsessed with fetishes, we may be looking at a bondage parlor.  We’ll Paris is the city of love, and some people’s idea of love differ from others.  

Speaking of romance.  We have Homer’s drinking buddies from Moe’s tavern along for the ride, because what says male virility and sex appeal more than Lenny Leonard355 and Carl Carlson355?  And they find romance with the two abominations , one who must stink so bad, she wears an automobile air freshener around her neck.  The other one I guess is some kind of goth demon.  I wonder if they are gargoyles form Notre Dame who are out for a night on the town.  If that’s the case, maybe we’ll be treated to a Disney style musical number.

Well love is in the air for them, and they manage to produce abominations of nature, because their love is beyond biological rules, and scientific law.  When your truly in love, laws mean nothing.  

Others on Team Mighty will be making contributions to this worthy effort.  here we see one of the superb artistic renderings of Supersmashcynderlum   And look, the dragon is wearing a French beret, so the team is really catching the spirit of Paris.  When you put it all together I am reminded of a scene that concluded a movie that I loved as a child, and still love to this day.

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There is no place like (the Simpson’s) Home

Poor Chris355.  Time travel has scrambled his brains so badly, he imagines an alternate reality where the Simpson home was destroyed and rebuilt to be unrecognizable from this house.  

In reality, there has never been but one Simpson house.  Anybody who is a fan of the series, would have no trouble recognizing the one and only Simpson house used throughout the run of the entire series, dating back to when the Simpson’s were “bumpers” on the Tracy Ullman show.

Even then, you had the Front door, with the rounded top.  I couldn’t find any online pictures of the earliest version of the house, but none of them have ever looked like what Mighty355 has drawn.  In the 1990′s you even had a chance to win a version of the Simpson house you could live in.

You want a Lego version?  You can build one.

So why did Mighty draw what he did?  I guess mighty was hoping his readers would have thought, “Duuuuuuh! The house looks nuffin like dat now, so it must be from the original.  Now George, tell me about the rabbits.”  Original what?  Series, Tracy Ullman Bumpers, season, what?   I probably take this all to serious.  I think it’s pretty obvious the audience that Mighty355 is writing for.

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Making Mighty’s message Mighty clear

Will they going to die?  Why would the professor hope so?  The third panel isn’t from Mighty355, but Underbridge Internet artist “Minespatch”.  As I was listening to the read through of “Do Android Fanboys dream of Electric Pokeman”, I was struck by the masterful writing of Mighty355, that showed how impersonal and cruel scientists could be, and the third panel reflects the sadness that can be caused by impersonal science. 

Since a Shay, is a geared locomotive, I guess Mighty355 is bringing into his story Peter355′s love of railroads.  Peter355, then ponders the question of why humans exist, when he ponders allowed, “Whys Guy.”  That there is no question mark makes it clear this is a rhetorical question. At the same time, Mort Goldman355 hopes he runs into “lot” of ghosts.  I would think that Mort Goldman would be afraid of ghosts, but perhaps Mighty’s version has had some training with the Ghostbuster355 academy.

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A Mighty Adventure begins on Underbridge Internet!

Last year, I started learning about the internet artist Mighty355 and his works.  His internet adventures inspired me to do a kind of crossover series, in which our Mad Scientist and his faithful assistant Laurie Peters could enter a dimension of mind, but not necessarily sound mind.  A land that explores the varied world of mass media, while reducing those elements to a somewhat bland state.  Yes, our Mad scientist, and his assistant are about to enter into- The Mightyzone!  (insert theme music here.)

In the second panel of the strip, you see these two, who we have decided to name King and Queen Twinkie of Mightystan!

Because the strip artist Minespatch decided to do their dialogue in the language of “Mightyese”, perhaps a translation is in order.  The troubled king of Mightystan is saying the following “That’s not important.  What matters is we’re cute and we need your help.”  By the way, our strip artist Minespatch did not draw those characters.  I did.  I was afraid she would give the characters fundamentals of design, and I wanted them to be a tribute to the artistic creativity of Mighty355.  These two characters are based on the diaper wearing teens as they began appearing in Internet heroes.

Because what adventure strip isn’t complete with out a teenaged couple running around in just their diapers?  Mighty355′s characters are supposed to be just ordinary teens, but still famous enough in their universe for someone to have made dolls of them wearing underwear.  For our story, I felt these two deserved to be monarchs of this domain, so I replaced their caps with little crowns. 

 Anyway, this adventure is just beginning. Stay tuned for what could be when it comes to Webcomics, the Mightiest adventure of all!

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He Vants to Spank your Butt!

Vampires have long been a part of Human consciousness, and with Bram Stokers Dracula, and Bela Lugosi’s portrayal of Dracula, the most popular version of the bloodsucker became part of popular media; especially when it comes to things that are kid friendly, such as the Count From “Sesame Street”, and Count Spankulot from “Kids Next Door”.  Count Spankulot was quite clever, taking the bloodsucking and loss of ones soul that was integral to the original character, and replacing the bloodsucking with spanking.  Spanking works, because it gives the children that are the intended audience, something that can still be feared, without going into Rob Zombie Territory.  Sort of like replacing the death of a wrongdoer an his entire family in the Old Testament, and replacing that with the wrongdoer being sent to the “Island of Perpetual Tickles’ in a “VeggieTales” retelling of the same story. A departure from the original Count was, rather than being in league with the forces of Darkness, the purpose of Spankulot was to administer a punishment on Children who have misbehaved.  If anything, in that series, it’s the Count that was wronged, as the Kids Next Door, lie to him about who’s in a house, so they can get rid of him by sending him to prison.  Our heroes everyone.

  Then we have Count Spankulot355, who was created as a ripoff-excuse me-a tribute of the character from the classic animated series, to show us once again how little mighty355 knows about many of the characters he “borrows” (ROFLMAO) from popular media for his Mulligan Media stew. My guess is that all Mighty355 needed to know was that you had a vampire that wanted to spank people and his little heart went all aflutter.  It’s not like there hasn’t been a certain fetish element to the stories from the Mightyverse.  Including obvious ones such as diaper wearing teens, and people being tied up.  And of course, there was this.

“You shouldn’t show your diaper in front of your leather princess celestria!”?!?  Was Mighty actually saying that his Twighlight Sparkle355 was not wearing a diaper out of necessity, but as a fashion statement?  Since Twighlight355 was already showing language skills, and the ability two walk on two legs, it would seem the character was aware enough to know how to use the facilities.  But “Leather Princess Celestria”?  Has anybody ever seen in MLP Princess Celestria wear leather?  Oooooookayyyyy.

  Since Mighty355 was probably too excited to use the character without knowing anything about him, all he seems to know about the character, is that he’s a spank happy vampire.  The actual Count Spankulot would only transfer his powers barehanded.  When he spanked with his gloves on, it was simply to use pain as a means of disciplining misbehaving children, without any permanent damage. The conversation below suggests that with the Count355, just spanking someone is enough to change that person into a vampire, and that villain sidekicks need to be exempted from being turned into vampires, because the thirst from needing to spank someone will diminish their effectiveness.

Here Mighty355 has Count Spankulot working with Mr. Dark, and apologizing to Team Teensy and Noseybonk355 for simply thinking about spanking them.  As with so many of the characters that Mighty355 imports from popular media, any sense of subtlety or nuance of character is lost.  Even Mighty355 recognizes this sometimes, such as when one of his own characters recognizes the improbability of  Shiny Vulpix with the gift of speech.  I suspect that this won’t be the last we’ll see of Count Spankulot355. Maybe in time, the Internet Heroes will rehabilitate Count Spankulot355 so that he uses his awesome spanking powers for good, such as a way of rewarding his heroes for a job well done.  

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It’s Boogeyboy’s birthday!

Although this blog is about Mighty355, I can’t see why we can’t do a shout out here to the one who has been a star in so many of Mighty355′s adventures.  Time to do a special birthday tribute picture, where Count Spankula is giving him his birthday spankings!  And don’t be disappointed if your picture isn’t as beautifully executed as the birthday art produced for the occasion  by SuperSmashCynderLum, as seen above. On the subject of Boogey, he will be starring in an adventure in “Underbridge Internet”, which begins February 15, in which  I can assure you, Boogie plays more than just a “teensie” part!