#jadavepeta

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@jade-week

umm?? very late Ship Day I guess?? :P

[bloodthirstyonmain]

yall know how every school has that one couple where both kids are minor weirdos but keep it fairly chill unless theyre together, and then when theyre together they kick it up about ten notches? thats jade and davepeta.

okay, hear me out. when bird and cat instincts are on a venn diagram, whats in the middle? get up someplace high. so davepeta can be found in a tree, on the roof, in a particularly hilly national forest, all that. they think sliding down steep, gravelly cliffs on their butt is fun. they may come back home with bones in their pocket.

jade is absolutely nuts for nature. you leave her alone in the woods for an hour and she comes back with three lizards in her hair and shes already named them after famous scientists. (“...and the green one is curie!” “man okay thats really cool but im pretty sure darwin is an endangered speci-“ “i am not putting him back. fuck you.”) mulitple people have witnessed her rummaging through rocks trying to find fossils for her weirdo texan friends birthday.

so of course, when this intersects, you get davepeta helping jade up a cliff to check out these weird vines they found last week. you get two kids showing up late to first period covered in mud, sticks, and leaves, and proudly showing the weird bugs they found to their teachers. you get jade daring davepeta to eat a weird bug, and you get davepeta doing it and being sick for a week. you get several very exasperated teachers. theyre the stem/arts power couple and theyre here to chew gum and make bad decisions, and they cant chew gum in class.

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PLEASE HELP ME COME UP WITH SONGS TO PUT ON MY JADE HARLEY/DAVEPETA PLAYLIST currently its got • bright by echosmith • fearless by taylor swift • crazier by taylor swift • starlight by taylor swift • begin again by taylor swift • enchanted by taylor swift yeah the taylor swift to not taylor swift ratio is sorta fucked i know i just love taylor swift

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[ID: A simple digital drawing of Jade Harley and Davepetasprite from Homestuck. Jade is a troll, with ear fins and small lumpy horns. She is wearing an overall dress and smiling. Davepetasprite is drawn only as an outline, with a coat and wings. Their hair is longer than in canon and one of their horns is a right angle. The two are profile facing each other and smiling. End ID.]

Rarepairstuck Day 2-Swapstuck!!

Jaderi Harley is the future heiress of Alternia. Somehow, she winds up playing a game, because of course she does, and meeting humans, because why not. She foresaw many events, but none of them were this-her friend Davern dying in an alternate timeline, coming back as a “sprite”, and later fusing with a human girl to create someone who Jaderi suspects might have flushed feelings for her. More unexpected still, she thinks she pities them back. 

[woodfur]

Just. Just imagine you're Davesprite the shitty bargain bin Dave with no future but you carved out a little space for yourself with Jadesprite who gets it like no one else can and for a minute you think you might actually get to be happy

But then she transforms right in front of you into god tier alpha Jade and goes off to do hero shit. And you're thinking well fuck this is it for old Davesprite, she's got canon relevance and real Dave, she doesn't need you

But she comes back and she does need you and never treats you like anything changed

And later you fuse with a catgirl troll and nothing changes then either

Just. They are the world to me

[daveisverydeactivated]

i may be depressed and somewhat scarred by half my experiences but hey man, least i still got jadavepeta, right?

[acamaeda]

I made a compilation of a bunch of Davepeta/Jade fanart because it is the best ship.

[karkatraejepsen]

this was rly experimental but it was a lot of fun to do and i actually like how it came out