Johnjade?!
SO CLOSE! ok this one is like baby’s second homestuck ship. my big feelings on this ship is largely that they are silly together EXCEPT FOR how john is such a total douchebag lil shit, and jade is very short tempered herself. not only would they wildly hyper fixate on each other, holding hands and cuddling everywhere (not necessarily sloppy make outs.) they’d get into wild arguments (even in public) that’d resolve with them both choosing to drop the subject without compromising. bc they’re both avoidant, worse than the strilondes.
i say "platonic" because jade, unlike john, understands quadrants much to her chagrin. she doesn’t feel a particular way about john, but she has totally had thoughts about "what if we were hatched trolls" and has absolutely no idea whether she'd pity him or be pale for him.
