#jadie butt

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FOR MY DARLING!!! Happy birthday to you, sugar butt! <3 <3 <3

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So Jade and I are on the last block walking back home

and these girls are outside the projects just smoking a joint

we walk past them while holding hands and talking about food

when one of them goes (super loudly)

"YO, YOU TWO ARE A HOT ASS COUPLE!! I WISH I COULD JOIN IN ON SOME OF THAT ACTION!!"

and jade and I's jaws just fell djnsldfjkngsdfg bc from her tone she sounded completely serious about her comment and we just started laughing as we kept walking!!!

that's the strangest threesome invite we've ever gotten WOW

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What Jade and I have been doing for the past half hour

Jade: WE SHOULD WATCH THE POKEMON CHRISTMAS ALBUM

Jade: WE SHOULD WATCH THE TELETUBBIES ONE TOO

Jade: omg i found the whole episode

Jade: LETS WATCH IT LETS DO THIS

Jade: I FOUND IT. THE WHOLE EPISODE!!!!!!

Jade: *begins*

Jade: WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

Jade: THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE IT HAS A SMALL DILDO ON IT'S HEAD

Jade: THEY LOOK SO DRUGGED, MIG...

Jade: IMA GET NIGHTMARES

Jade: I wonder if i can sit through this for 23 minutes

Jade: this is so surreal...

Jade: I think they're aliens, they have an underground layer

Jade: I'm like so disturbed right now

Jade: Their eyes are completely black and void of life

Jade: wtf are you doing

Jade: that sounds like the cries of people's pain

Jade: it sounds like you just sucked someone's soul out whAT IS THIS

Jade: ok im 4 minutes in

Jade: THIS IS STILL GOING?? HE'S JUST TURNING KNOBS. IT'S BEEN A MINUTE. IT'S NOT FUNNY

Jade: UH OH IS RIGHT, WTF OUT OF THERE

Jade: WHY ARE THERE REAL RABBITS?? WHERE IS THIS?

Jade: they're twitching on the ground

Jade: and now their stomachs are shining...

Jade: wow i love the cgi... or the mspaint they have on their stomachs

Jade: WHY ARE YOU HUMPING THE AIR

Jade: dude kid your dad rides on a helicopter? THAT'S FIRST CLASS SHIT RIGHT THERE.

Jade: I'm like ALMOST half way into it

Jade: this is so boring

Jade: the kid is like "i can see outside, i put on my seat belt, etc" it's like NOOO, REALLY???????????????

Jade: is it ending?????

Jade: that's terrifying

Jade: THAT'S IT?? THAT'S ALL I WATCHED? A FUCKING HELICOPTER?

Jade: YOU SAID THAT ALREADY SFNGLDJKFNG

Jade: HE'S LIKE I LIKE HELICOPTERS sfgnsdfg WE KNOW THAT

Jade: AGAIN??? AGAIN??

Jade: OH GOD THEY'RE SHOWING IT AGAIN

Jade: ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

Jade: OMG THEY'RE NOT JOKING THEY'RE REALLY SHOWING IT AGAIN

Jade: it's a helicopter of COURSE it's noisy

Jade: they're not even gonna summarize it??? WE JUST WATCHED IT

Jade: CAN I SKIP THIS

Jade: i can see the window.... i can see the sea..... ok

Jade: B(

Jade: im just gonna frown

Jade: I AM OFFENDED I DIDNT THINK THEY WERE GONNA SHOW IT TWICE. NOTHING HAPPENED

Jade: Now i feel for my parents...i know how they feel

Jade: omg they're finally off the helicopter jesus christ THEY BETTER NOT DO IT AGAIN

Jade: I feel like i wasted a good 5 minutes of my life...watching a boy sitting on a helicopter

Jade: Now im just looking at a baby laughing

Jade: ok i think lala is like the least annoying so far at leas- WAIT NVM YOU GONE FUCKED UP YOU THREW YOUR BALL IN A TREE

Jade: WHERE THE FUCK DID THE TREE COME FROM

Jade: YOU CAN REACH THAT. YOU CAN REACH THAT.

Jade: NO BABY IT'S NOT FUNNY

Jade: WHY DONT YOU USE THE DILDO ON YOUR HEAD TO KNOCK DOWN THE BALL??

Jade: please tell me you can reach the ball

Jade: he cant reach the ball

Jade: I GIVE UP

Jade: PLEASE PO. PLEASE TAKE THE BALL OUT OF THE TREE

Jade: WHAT ARE THEY DOING

Jade: this is so sad

Jade: WOW YOU GUYS ARE ALL DICKS

Jade: OH SHIT DID THEY JUST SKIP IT FOR ME

Jade: OH NO THEY DIDN'T

Jade: SEE, PO'S A FUCKING GENIUS

Jade: I am so close to done with this show

Jade: was that a truck?? what was that?

Jade: HOLYYY SHITTTT WHAT IS HAPPENING

Jade: THE WATER CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

Jade: IT WASNT EVEN WATER IT WAS LIKE THE WHOLE FREAKIN SEA

Jade: AND THERE'S BOATS???

Jade: THREE BOATS???

Jade: WHAT IS HAPPENING?????

Jade: NOW THERE'S BOATS?? BC WATER CAME OUT OF THE GROUND??? AND NOW THERE'S BOATS. CGI BOATS

Jade: im seriously watching boats moving in water... slowly... they're literally going in circles

Jade: welp if you ever wanted to watch synchrinized boat.. driving??? there yoU HAVE IT

Jade: AND THE WATER.... THE OCEAN JUST DISAPPEARS COMPLETELY

Jade: I AM SO DONE

Jade: BEDDIE BYE BYE?? IT"S STILL THE MORNING

Jade: EEEEUG THE BABY

Jade: OH GOD IT'S LAUGHING

Jade: Im done with it mig

Jade: i watched the whole thing

Jade: NOTHING HAPPENED

Jade: THE MOST EXCITING PART IS WHEN LALA THREW THE FUCKING BALL INTO THE TREE

Jade: THIS IS SO TERRIBLE

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HOT-A-WHAAAAA

I DREW THIS TOO BC MY PARTNER IS HOT

THIS IS WHAT THEYLOOK LIKE ON WEBCAM

<3

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I TAKE IT BACK

JADE IS THE RESULT OF IF TAVROS, SAILOR MOON, AND COSMO HAD A THREESOME

THEY'D POP OUT SOMEWHERE AT SOME POINT

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omfg

so jade was drinking green apple soda and he said something like 'ewww... it's leaking" and i thought he was talking about the soda???

since he doesn't like soda without gas i thought THAT's why he said ew so i was like

"dude if you don't want it I'll totally drink it, bc that stuff's delicious"

and he goes "MIG WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PERIOD SDJNJDFG

I SAID EWW I CAN FEEL IT LEAKING OUT OF ME"

I JUST AGREED TO.......

OMFG

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MY CARTOONY FRIENNNNDDDS

for our skype group!! *u*

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DRAWS A HAPPY THING FOR MY DARLING

HE'S COMING HOME SOON AAAAHHHHH!!!

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