#jadineharley

[davidstrider]

THIS IS SO MESSY

[davidstrider]

when you get flowers for your sweaty feral girlfriend and your ornery alien boyfriend but they both dont know what to do with them and bite the heads off

[carcinoantagonist-blog]

jadineharley said: was it dave that almost passed out?? or was it you???

ME.

I SAW BLOOD AND SWOONED IMMEDIATELY.

TO BE CLEAR THERE WAS BARELY ANY BLOOD, I AM JUST A HILARIOUSLY DRAMATIC PERSON.

[roxialalonde-blog]

jadineharley said: if you take me out to dinner ill consider your marriage proposal rox :p

you drive a hard bargain at all ill treat u to the finest dinner my limited amoutn of funds can buy

[roxialalonde-blog]

jadineharley said: pffff i love you as much as i love dogs!! maybe even more than that (if thats possible) 

weeps openly.......

[carcinoantagonist-blog]

jadineharley replied to your post: jadineharley said: you…. did… what now??? >:l I...

omg karkat its ok!!!! they are definitely meant to be eaten. i just didnt think you would eat so many so soon! you can eat the rest if youre hungry though :0

I DON’T KNOW, I’M STILL KIND OF NEW TO THE IDEA OF COMMUNAL FOOD.  IF ANYONE ON THE METEOR HAD EATEN MY GRUBCORN I WOULD HAVE HUNTED THEM DOWN AND EVISCERATED THEM WITH NOTHING BUT THE SHEER SHARP WRATH OF A WELL-PLACED RANT.  AND IN FACT, THIS OCCASION HAD REASON TO BE AT SEVERAL DIFFERENT POINTS, EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME THE MAYOR STOLE MY SHIT BECAUSE THE MAYOR IS AWESOME AND WHO CARES IF HE EATS MY

FUCK, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT

RIGHT.  I’M GOING TO GET YOU MORE ORANGES BUT I THINK I’M SATED FOR NOW AND I’M GOING TO COOK UP SOME HAMBURGER FOR DINNER, DO YOU WANT ANY?

[carcinoantagonist-blog]

jadineharley said: you…. did… what now??? >:l

I WAS HUNGRY AND THEY WERE CALLING TO ME AND I’M SORRY.

[carcinoantagonist-blog]

I ATE LIKE... HALF OF JADE’S ORANGES AND I’M WAITING WITH A STALLED BLOOD PUSHER FOR HER TO NOTICE.