PURE CHAOS !
─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ~pairing: husband! jake x reader ₊‧°𐐪♡𐑂°‧₊ - fluff, in which you and jake have a 2 year old son called yejun, reader gets ragebaited, uhh idk what else lmfao i havent proofread this so sorry if there are any spelling mistakes !!
୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ it was one of those mornings where absolutely everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. and you were truly being tested to your absolute limits. it all started at 7 am. you were standing in the kitchen, barely awake, waiting for the kettle to boil so you could have a much needed cup of tea before diving into your work for the day.
then the chaos erupted all at once.
jake, who was usually your sweet and helpful husband was apparently a bit too clumsy this morning. he was trying to carry a giant bowl of cereal to the table while checking his phone at the exact same time. his foot caught the edge of the rug, and with a dramatic gasp the entire bowl of milk and sugary flakes went flying. it splashed across the kitchen table, dripping down the legs and puddling onto the hardwood floor.
"oh man!! baby i'm so sorry, it just slipped—" jake started, his eyes wide with pure panic as he grabbed a single completely useless paper towel to stop the milk overflow.
before you could even process the sticky mess, layla decided this was the absolute perfect moment to guard the house. a tiny leaf must have blown past the living room window because layla suddenly burst into a massive series of loud, sharp echoey barks. “woof! woof! woof!” she paced back and forth by the glass, her paws scratching loudly against the floor completely ignoring jake’s frantic commands to hush.
and just to add the final, beautiful cherry on top to the morning craze, a tiny high pitched voice echoed from the hallway bathroom
"appa! APPA!" yejun yelled from the top of his lungs. the two year old was currently sitting proudly on his toddler training toilet afer having successfully completed his morning mission feeling incredibly proud of himself. "appa, clean me! wipe bunny please! APPA! NOW!"
you stood frozen in the middle of the kitchen. milk was dripping onto your floor, layla’s barking was vibrating straight through your skull and your son was screaming for bathroom assistance. for a split second, you felt like your head was going to expode. you closed your eyes, took a deep, steadying breath and let your intelligence kick in before you actually went insane.
you snapped into reality, knowing exactly what to do.
"jake," you said, your voice completely calm but carrying an undeniable authority that made your husband freeze instantly. "drop the paper towel. go wipe our son."
"yes, captain," jake squeaked, immediately dropping the soggy towel and sprinting down the hallway toward the bathroom to rescue yejun.
you then turned your sharp eyes toward the living room. "layla. leave it. come here."
hearing your firm tone, layla immediately stopped mid bark her ears drooping ever so slightly as she trotted over with a guilty tail wag, then ultimately sitting quietly by your feet.
with the barking silenced and the bathroom situation handled you grabbed the actual mop from the cupboard. by the time jake emerged from the hallway holding a freshly cleaned smiling yejun in his arms, you had already wiped down the table and were tackling the floor.
jake looked at you, his wife, his eyes full of absolute adoration. he walked over slowly, letting yejun down so the toddler could go pet layla. he carefully stepped around the wet floor and wrapped his arms tightly around your waist from behind burying his face in your neck.
"you are an actual superhero," jake whispered, kissing your jawline over and over again to make up for his mess. "i don't know how you didn't scream at me."
you let out a long, breathless laugh, your irritation completely melting away as you leaned back against his chest. "trust me, jakey, i wanted to. had to control myself."
yejun toddled back into the kitchen, looking up at his parents with a wide, sweet smile. "mama happy now?" he asked cutely, his little hand patting your leg.
"mama is very happy now, bunny." you smiled softly leaning down to pinch his chubby cheek. it was pure chaos. you needed a nap. a long one.











