#jagerschitz

[olivewormz]

before I forget to post here :P

i need to draw them kissing someday slash half joke

[thetimeb4stard]

hatchetfield doodles :3

[the-constelia]

Anyone here listening to Gomenne Gomenne at 12 then learning the meaning when you're older?

[cripplestein]

making Max end sentences with bitch was the best idea

[zeke-the-nighthawk]

Made Hatchetverse fake twt stuff I forgot to post here so here’s that

[the-maid-of-witchwood]

(At Beanie’s)

Steph: *standing in a long ass line*

Max: *walks up to Steph and grabs her hand* This is a crazy ass line.

Steph: What the fuck?

Max: Wait... You’re not my boyfriend.

Steph: Yeah, no shit, dumbass.

Richie, standing behind them: You’re holding the wrong hand, Max.

Max: You sure?

Steph: Yeah, we’re sure.

Max: But I feel compelled to finish this Beanie’s experience with you.

Steph: I’m not paying for you.

Max: Nevermind, I’m going back to my boyfriend—

Richie: I can’t pay, I’m broke.

Ruth, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand, Max! I’ll buy you anything you want!

Max: *goes to hold Ruth’s hand* At least somebody cares about me!

[engag3d]

Back on my bullshit

[squirrelsrainyday]

need 2 post more,,, go my lazy michie rp sketch againnnnn.... boooo BOOOOO THEY STINK