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IM ONLY KEEPING YOU SAFE DARLING! NO MORE HARLOTS AFTER YOUR HEART!!<3

CREDIT WHERE DUE FOR THIS POSILUTELY WONDERFUL SONG! LYRICS UNCHANGED FROM LITTLEJAYNEYCAKES!

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Sometimes you show your assets and sometimes you hail them for the public.

A jolly good time working on this performance with @broadway-roxy. The headphone requirement is not for show ;*

We changed only a few lyrics but they and the divvy are below the cut.

JAKE:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

ROXY:

I wanna make your heartbeat

 run like rollercoasters

JAKE:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

ROXY:

'Cause you could be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I love you since this morning, 

not just for aesthetic

JAKE:

I wanna touch your body, 

so fucking electric

ROXY:

I know you're scared of me, 

you say that I'm too eccentric

JAKE:

I'm crying all my tears 

and that's fucking pathetic

I wanna make you hungry, 

then I wanna feed ya

ROXY:

I wanna paint your face 

like you're my Mona Lisa

JAKE:

I wanna be a champion, 

I wanna be a loser

ROXY:

I'll even be a clown 

'cause I just wanna amuse ya

I wanna be your sex toy, 

I wanna be your teacher

JAKE:

I wanna be your sin, 

I wanna be your preacher

ROXY:

I wanna make you love me, 

then I wanna leave ya

JAKE:

'Cause, baby, I'm your Harley 

and you're my Lord English

Uh-huh

Mhm, uh-huh

ROXY:

Because I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

And I'm a blonde girl who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a bad guy who's searching for redemption

And I'm a hunter who's searching for redemption

And I'm a freak that is searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

JAKE:

I wanna make your heartbeat 

run like rollercoasters

ROXY:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

JAKE:

'Cause you can be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I wanna make you quiet, 

I wanna make you nervous

ROXY:

I wanna set you free 

but I'm too fucking jealous

JAKE:

I wanna pull your strings 

like you're my Telecaster

ROXY:

And if you want to use me, 

I could be your puppet

JAKE:

'Cause I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

And I'm a hacker who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

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A frightening woman with heaps of power. She wants us dead no matter the cost.

So lets foil her plans! We can take her down if we work together!

Right?

Lyrics:

Outrunning Condesce, us kids We’re such survivors, all the Trolls and their larva join me To beat the powers that be

Three-dozen hearts in this game Through heavy trials, we aim To beat the powers that be So fuck her royal decree

And we'll race for miles through the night We run because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

Outrunning Condesce, us kids Won't run no farther, it's the Last days of (S)burb, join me In the forming of Earth C

And we'll brace for battle in the night We'll fight because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

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The things i do for beautiful blue women. Such as vocally duking it out with an actual juggalo bard. Ladies gentlemen and those outside such identifiers now presenting a battle of voice with @broadway-gamzee

Lyrics are the same as the original.

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Better late than never. Janey and roxy said i should do sakura kiss for valentines day but the unfortunate truth is dirk and i never viewed the ouran anime together. So i contrived something more applicable to us while still supplying the girls with their request.

Oh i do hope he likes it.

Romanized lyrics with rough translations under the cut.

ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi yo kesenai kako mo seoi atte ikou ikiru koto wo nage dasanai de Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Shoulder the burden of the past that cannot be erased; don't throw away your will to live tsunaida kimi no te wo Your hand that I held... itsuka ushinatte shimau no kana usurete iku egao to kimi wo mamoritai kara hibiku boku wo yobu koe sae kare toki ni sou kaze ni kaki kesaretatte kimi wo mitsuke dasu Will we lose it someday? I want to protect you and that disappearing smile The ringing voice that calls me dries out Even if it gets erased by the wind along time I will find you ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Everything that happens in the unseen future has a meaning So stay like this, there'll come a time when you will realize sabikitta hito no you ni Like a rusted person kasanari au dake ga munashikute hitori de ikite ikerutte itteta arifureta yasashisa kotobajya ima wa mou todokanai hodo ni kimi wa uzukidasu It felt so hollow to just pile atop one another You said you could live on your own Just with the usual kind words You ache to a point where I cannot reach you tsunai da kimi no te wa nanigenai yasashisa wo motome Do you remember itami wo shiru koto de hito ni yasashiku nareru kara Drive your Life Your hand that I held searched for some simple kindness Do you remember By learning pain, you can become a person who can be kind to others Drive your Life ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Everything that happens in the unseen future has a meaning So stay like this, there'll come a time when you will realize How can I see the meaning of life kieteku you're the only. . . How can I see the meaning of life Disappearing, you're the only. . . kowarenai you ni to hanarete iku kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de ima wa by and by mie nakuttatte subete ni imi ga aru kara kesenai kako mo seoi attekou ikiru koto wo nagedasanai de So you will not break, you distance yourself from me Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Now it's by and by, even if you cannot see, there's a meaning to everything Shoulder the burden of the past that cannot be erased; don't throw away your will to live You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . your different Life? You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . modoranai kedo You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . your different Life? You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . though, we cannot return hizunda kioku no you na toki no naka de itsuka wakari aeru kara Like in times of warped memories, we can understand someday

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After all these years bro.

Lyrics under the cut.

David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone

Strider, can we discuss this like adults? (Like adults) Without falling back on insults (Back on insults) And no auto responders or brobots (Or brobots) Will you stay, or are you too scared of my pistol shots? (My pistol shots) You know, we're not the little boys that we used to be Should be grown up now Dirky, can't you see?

David's bro was with me long ago Two kids in love And yet it caused us both woe Strider, listen please? I don’t mean to cause unease I know I'm out of line but Strider, would you give me time

David's bro has got me feeling low David’s bro has got me feeling low

Strider, do you remember when we played that game? (Played that game) On LOTAK we said we both felt the same (Felt the same) And how we both got matching ink on our arms (Ink on our arms) And what did you say? "I like your old timey charm" (Old timey charm) And I guess that it might be too late for us So if you walk away I will try not to make a fuss

David's bro was with me long ago Two kids in love But would this cause us more woe Strider, can't you see? I want you to stay with me I know that I should go but I'm in love with David’s bro

David’s Bro was with me long ago (was with me long ago) Two guys in love and I'm sick of sorrow (mourning and mourning) Strider, can't you see? You are still the guy for me I know you have to know I'm in love with David’s Bro, oh, oh (I'm in love with) David’s Bro, oh, oh (Wait a minute)

Strider, can't you see? You are still the guy for me I know we should go slow but I'm in love with Strider, bro.

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alrighty then, since you're okay with angst, how about bloodsport by raleigh ritchie? There's a rap part in it, but maybe dirk could do that if you're not comfortable with it. and i do also look forward to the not angsty dirkjake you're working on :)

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I hope i honored your request. This was cathartic to sing so thank you for your request. I believe well make it.

Well im no strider but im quite proud of my sick fire!

Lyrics same as original.

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Jungle boy solidarity! Youll be in my heart as requested by anon. Was a doozy trying to match up to THE phil collins but i do hope it was worth the wait.

No changed lyrics but as tradition theyre under the cut.

Come stop your crying It will be alright Just take my hand Hold it tight I will protect you From all around you I will be here Don't you cry For one so small, You seem so strong My arms will hold you, Keep you safe and warm This bond between us Can't be broken I will be here Don't you cry 'Cause you'll be in my heart Yes, you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more You'll be in my heart No matter what they say You'll be here in my heart always Why can't they understand the way we feel? They just don't trust what they can't explain I know we're different but deep inside us We're not that different at all And you'll be in my heart Yes, you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more Don't listen to them 'Cause what do they know (what do they know)? We need each other To have, to hold. They'll see in time I know When destiny calls you You must be strong (you gotta be strong) I may not be with you But you've got to hold on They'll see in time I know We'll show them together 'Cause you'll be in my heart Believe me, you'll be in my heart I'll be there from this day on, Now and forever more Oh, you'll be in my heart (you'll be here in my heart) No matter what they say (I'll be with you) You'll be here in my heart (I'll be there) always Always I'll be with you I'll be there for you always Always and always Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder I'll be there always.