Dec 15, 2025
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I just desperately need to see or read primal play funnybunny based on the poachers paradise adventure...I want Jax in her cute hunting gear stalking pomni..!!! Pomni being at an inherent disadvantage because her gf is so much taller and has a better line of sight.
'delicious meat' but its jax pinning pompom into the dirt of a clearing and eating her out before railing her hard.
pomni hog-tied and being carried back on jax's shoulders, thoroughly bruised and bred.
can we talk about how "don't be weird" is like the most meaningless and useless "boundary" ever
wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of their music, had no idea their lead singer was a creep and a weirdo :/
anyway on lunch break so lemmie just.
Post-circus funnybunny means a lot to me. Any setting where they're able to go back to their normal lives makes me feel crazy.
I want jax to become pomni's little housewife, at first. Avoiding the media storm that would follow them by retreating into pomni's modest apartment. Jax would struggle the most out of everyone, even after accepting her transness. Her transition becoming a public spectacle (the reddit posts after the news about C&A and the victims..."did you know the purple bunny is trans?")
To go from being....entirely removed from normal life to being thrust into the center of the spotlight. (and we all know how much Jax hates to be percieved!)
Pomni providing Jax with a safe place to really recover and begin to transition. Pomni coming home from work and Jax having made dinner for them. Her cooking isn't the best, but before this pomni was probably living on takeout and frozen dinners LMAO.
I think Jax would get into photography eventually, especially ones that play with the perception of reality, shes getting esoteric with it.
In my mind the Narrators name isnt jack, jack is the guy that is both Tyler and the narrator because the narrator says he is jacks [thing] and in my mind that's like he's the part of jack that is [thing] like how tyler is the part of him that is Doing All That. does this make sense or am I stupid
i had a dream where i was patrick bateman and i was late for work and when i got to work i got in the elevator and joey richter (team starkid) got in the elevator with me and he kept on talking and talking and i got out of the elevator and he followed me and i went to my office and i had like a fuckton of paperwork and whenever i would finish a piece of paperwork joey richters head would get slightly bigger and when i finished all the paperwork clarice starling from the silence of the lambs came out and was like "thanksh fer doin ma paperwork" so i guess it was her paperwork all along
ngl I've seen enough nice ribbit...i hope they were absolutely batshit and insane and was actually the corrupting force and not jax...give me your most toxic frogs.