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jame-dumb -> pavilarg0
i tag all my asks with "#would you fuck me? i'd fuck me." and all the things people make for me as "#are you about a size 14?" please dont see those tags and think that im just saying weird stuff, it's relics from old organisation tag systems.
new intro post coming soon i just need to make it
"i had everything in that suitcase....."
*looks at tyler*
"nevermind."
everyone draws shitty Eridian’s but has anyone thought of the opposite. Erdian’s making shitty humans based off of grace.
Eridian OC named THINGS. She is in charge of miscellaneous items in Grace's biodome and gets MAD AS HELL when he doesn't ask her for stuff.
Transcript/video description:
A puppet eridian from Project Hail Mary. She is about the size of a small cat. She is bright pink with orange spots and covered around her carapace and arms with bead bracelets, bells and random things like strips of duct tape and plastic.
As she is moved, the bells on the puppet are jingling constantly
Transcript: 'SAVIOR GRACE HATE THINGS, QUESTION? WILL NOT LET THINGS MAKE THINGS, QUESTION? THINGS IS NAMED THINGS! LET THINGS MAKE THINGS! YOU! YOU NEED NEW GLASSES FOR SEE UNDERWATER. THINGS MAKE! YOU ASK! FUCK!'
well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.
can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.
and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok
I HATE MY MOM
so I want to know why no one told me there was a free to watch musical that was cattered to me and my special interests specifically
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
Relevant xkcd (and also one of my favorites)
14. My daughter is a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger.
if you're a pixel artist and never tried working with a reasonably accurate CRT filter I HIGHLY recommend it
i'm definitely reaching for colors and techniques that i otherwise wouldn't use
it feels a lot more sculptural
this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s
Mr. Orange
im going insane trying to find a screencap from a stupid show so i can make a stupid joke
found it
im going insane trying to find a screencap from a stupid show so i can make a stupid joke
I guess he's the boss he can do that.
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@stick-eridian-collection have you seen this one yet
As both a science and English nerd, I love the idea that since Eridians are cosexual (am I using that term right? Let me know), they don’t have pronouns indicative of sex or gender but rather state of relation. Like how Rocky says, “friend Grace”, he is stating the relation of the subject to him. And taking it further, pronouns of possession, like Rocky talking to another Eridian would refer to Adrian as, “my Adrian”, and the other Eridian would refer to Adrian as “your Adrian” throughout the conversation. Because the state of relation is that Adrian and Rocky are mates. And that shifts based on who’s in the conversation when the state of relation to who is present changes. Say Rocky isn’t there. Same Eridian, who works with Adrian, talking to another Eridian who works with Adrian. Now it’s, “coworker Adrian” or “<job> Adrian”. Same Eridian talking to another Eridian who doesn’t know Adrian at all, and now it’s dependent on the context of the conversation. It could be, “Rocky’s Adrian” or “coworker Adrian”. If two states share the individual equally, you get “our Rocky” for Adrian speaking to Grace.
Now that we have discussed this: I would like you to imagine the first time after Rocky left for Tau Ceti that somebody has the gall to speak of Adrian and Not refer to them as “Rocky’s Adrian” when the context would make that the appropriate way to refer to them. Implying they’re available now.
I would now like you to imagine Adrien crushing them into a smoldering gritty smear on the ground.
everyone shut up the tie master is working
