#james!!!!!!

[valmalkovich]

A Very Burman Secret Santa

He has zero idea what to get this woman. Not an earthly idea what it is she might actually enjoy, not a single trick up his sleeve to make this something stellar. Thus, an ugly little stocking houses an ugly little present wrapped around a $1000 Saks giftcard — a package delivered directly to Val by mysterious means (read: he hands it to her). He doesn’t stick around for the reaction though; Val is a slightly terrifying woman.

Ho ho ho, and all the rest. Please accept this stupid gift and a little something extra, so you can get yourself something you really want. Stay scary, Sam

[urulokid]

Call me Atlas, for I would press my brow to the floor that my shoulders might be graced by the task of bearing you upward. I am Achilles, my strength yours, and yet the weakness of my heel no impediment to my dropping to bended knee before you. My name is Aeolus, and in time gone by I would blow you kisses as I tousled your hair, until you found refuge in someone more readily ruled. I am nameless, for you've not yet named me yours.

o fuck

[whatthepuck87-blog]

Thanks for the Power Play opportunity Caps! You helped us out a ton!