Oct 8, 2019
James: can you really make a rap with anything?
Carson: yeah, man. Just try me.
James: hmm. How about rhyming with the word "Canada"
Carson: really? Canada?
James:yeah.
Carson: alright, your funeral...
Carson: I've just been handed a news flash. The word Canada is unrhymable.
Carson: It's easier to, I don't know, get drunk and try to climb a bull, but Canada damn it. Ask any man on the planet And watch his stammerin' stamina As they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence for a shot at repentance, pass the problem on to all their nonrhyming descendants.
Carson: I've never met anyone who could clean up after Canada, except my uncle Tony from the Bronx. He's a janitor.
James: showoff...