A very bad summary of The Brothers Hawthorne, Pt. 1:
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Jameson.
Hagrid: Whoops, sorry wrong series. Harr-
Prince William: What he meant to say is that you're actually a Windsor and you're next in line for the throne of England.
Jameson, really confused: Um, don't you have a so-
Branford facepalming: An earldom. You belong to an earldom. Bloody fools, the lot of you. I'm the next earl and you'll be my heir if you wish to be, nephew.
Branford: And I'll be your father figure since you don't have one but you also need someone to keep an eye on you.
Jameson, confused and on the edge of tears: I'm so lost.
Branford: I see a lot of myself in you.
Jameson: Is this what approval feels like?
Branford, hugging his nephew and patting his back: Yes. Now shh. Let it happen.
Branford: By the way, you won a castle that belonged to my mother.