AU where Hondo is wandering about on the outer rim (after those pesky True Mandalorians ran him out of Mandalorian space lmao you flirt with the Mand’alor’s son ONE time-) when he hears of a planet in civil war and he’s all ‘lmao sounds like fun’ only to land on the planet and find literal children being hunted by their own parents and he’s so horrified and disgusted (he has a single moral and it’s that he’s a momma’s boy) that he helps the kids win and then promptly kidnaps them all and brings them back to Mandalore space to hail the Mand’alor all ‘lmao I got some you-know-what’s if you let me flirt with your son a lil’ ‘Hondo plz we don’t buy drugs-‘ ‘I mean kids lmao. They’re all orphans’ and Jaster Mereel is instantly like ‘Jan’ika-‘ (‘I already hate the sound of this-‘ ‘-just let him call you pretty and give him a kiss on the cheek or whatever as a token of gratitude for finding the children-‘ ‘Buir. He kidnapped those children.’ ‘Yes but ALL of them were orphans it’s okay-‘ ‘Buir…’) and let’s Hondo back in Mand’alor space so he can deliver some cute brats who are gonna need a world of therapy n shit and Jaster OBVIOUSLY bonds with tiny baby Obi-Wan, you know me, he has to bond with him, but the issue is, Obi-Wan has also (begrudgingly, very begrudgingly) bonded (literally, like an actual force bond, total accident and Obi is still annoyed about it) with Hondo so Jango is gonna have to flirt with the pirate to get his Buir custody of the baby, and maybe ends up thinking Hondo isn’t all that bad along the way, and maybe, just a tiny bit, maybe the next time Hondo kidnaps him Jango can bone him to get home sooner, maybe, shut up, he’s just thinking about it, he’s not gonna do it, but now he has a baby brother to welcome to the clan, and all the kiddos are just sitting there like ‘:/‘ the whole time. Pretty dubious about all this shit. Shit’s fucked. Might as well. The adults let them hide in a nice building with beds and blankets and medical supplies and food so like. Maybe they can trust them… next year. Later. Not rn. Sleeping rn. Thanks.
