#janewords

[kcinpa]

Have you played JaneWords yet? It's tough!

It's a daily game where you have to guess which JA novel a quote comes from, and which character said it.

[dcordchat]

image description under the cut because it is long

[MR NOBODY 😘 at 9:27 AM:

FUCK YOU, WASHINGTON DC! If you're dumb enough to participate in politics this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to vote for Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada! Bad deals! Government that breaks down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find good policy in the Brotherhood of Dada, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better president, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your vote, bring your ballot, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because in Mr. Nobody's America, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to the Brotherhood of Dada HQ, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get to pass one law! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only with Mr. Nobody, the only president that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This campaign ends the minute after you write us a ballot, and it better not be invalid or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada: The White House's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Washington DC! Guaranteed!]

[dcordchat]

[red robin ✌️🤙

mhm.

you know something?

Batman

What?

[B starts eating a sandwich.]

red robin ✌️🤙

for an open bisexual and a man whose public persona is ‘business slut’, you’re very repressed.

Batman

[B GOES INTO SHOCK.]

red robin ✌️🤙

[tim continues eating his sandwich.] ]

[dcordchat]

[ DAMAGE at 5:29 PM

well my dads the atom

i dont know if thats cool or not

THRUST 💀 at 5:30 PM

is he small as hell

DAMAGE at 5:30 PM

hes dead

THRUST 💀 at 5:30 PM

well ]

[dcordchat]

[Nightwing

holy fucking crime spree, Batman. I’m committing a felony!]

[dcordchat]

[ MOB RULE at 2:36 PM

[photo of a beanie baby dachshund with impact meme font lettering saying A HEEM HEEM on the top and WIMPER on the bottom]

beanie baby dachshund

fast track at 2:37 PM

why is this in vent

[image of a beanie baby snow fox] ]

[dcordchat]

the wedge salad debacle

mod jane (aka ferris) and mod javier disagree on what constitutes a salad. (ft mods frankie, charlie, and ronnie)

best viewed in conjunction with mod jane’s salad presentation, which sparked this whole nightmare.

[dcordchat]

[matches

It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.]

(based on a tweet by twitter user shamtley)