#janus thoughts

[janus-wants-to-stargaze]

You do writing right? U good with words?

If so i got a question for you

I do indeed word ok what’s your question

[askthedarksidesandshit]

HAVE A POOPY BIRTHDAY ROMAN, ONE OF THE BIGGEST ANNOYANCES EVER!

Yes, I would have to agree. Terrible birthday Roman.

[askthedarksidesandshit]

Can you tell us secrets about the other sides

I think I am best suited for this question.

Remus, despite his weird exterior, has a thing for cute plushies.

Patton does not know how to assemble a sandwich.

Roman used to have glasses but doesn't use them as it ruins his look, which makes it hard for him to read sometimes.

Anxiety has been seen crying over romance movies before.

Logic will eat books sometimes instead of reading them for knowledge.

JANUS HAS A BALD SPOT UNDER HIS HAT, WHICH IS WHY HE USES IT

REMUS.

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[askthedarksidesandshit]

oh btw do either of you know how to get blood out of fabric?

don’t ask. research purposes.

@anxiety-side-central (WE STAY SILLY)

I USUALLY JUST GET BLOOD INTO THINGS, NOT OUT OF THEM.

Hydrogen Peroxide.

[askthedarksidesandshit]

Why do we exists on Earth?

We exist for the sick pleasure of the rich, who watch us as playthings, staring into our souls. For the pleasure of everyday and for all the struggles of life. To love, to live, to fail, to die.

WELL WHEN TWO PEOPLE HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE REALLY HARD AND HEAVY, AND FERMENT AN EGG, IT SWELLS A MOTHERS STOMACH UP UNTIL SHE PRODUCES LIFE, WHICH A LOT OF DEATHS HAPPEN TO INFANTS AT HOSPITALS DIE TO MANY MEDICAL PRACTICES.

[askthedarksidesandshit]

i am s exy and i haveee not hadd wine toaday bitchehss

[askthedarksidesandshit]

🤺

OOH ARE WE GONNA FIGHT? IF SO IS THIS FIGHT WITH THOSE STICK THINGS OR IS THIS MORE OF A SEXUAL FIGHT?

Remus it is literally a fencing stick. It's obvious it isn't a sexual fight.

AWW BUT COME ONNN, IT COULD BE A SEXUAL FIGHT WHERE YOU FIGHT WITH LITTLE DILDOS. COME ONNNNNNN

Sometimes you aren't incompetent Remus, but really, go on with your fighting anyways.

YEAHHHHH FIGHT TIME!!! 🤺

[askthedarksidesandshit]

If I find Remus replaced one of the cucumber spa things with pickles again, I will blend Mr. Gooey.