#jarodisms

[beerok23]

Harriet: There was another girl. Catherine Jamison. We were real rabble-rousers. Gave the Mother Superior hell. One night we snuck out and were crossing this frozen pond. I slipped in. I was drowning. Catherine dove in, dragged me out and then breathed life back into me. She never became a nun, but the spirit that glowed in her was something I’ve been unable to achieve despite years of prayer. Then after she left the convent, she married a man by the name of...

Jarod: Parker.

Harriet: Yes.

Jarod: Catherine Parker.

Harriet: Did you know her?

Jarod: Her daughter.

[acrobat76]

Jarod: You’re a garbage man? Axe: Sanitation engineer.

The Pretender (S1E20 Baby Love)

[beerok23]

Jarod: Don’t worry. Nobody’s ever gonna find you. I have experience with this sort of thing.

Diggs: You’re the Marshal.

Jarod: Well, not really. Actually, today, I think I’ll be a chef.

[beerok23]

Jarod: I got a copy of Jimmy Rayford’s confession.

Michaels: How the hell did you get that?

Jarod: I pretended to be a federal prosecutor assigned to the case. I’m kidding.

[beerok23]

Jarod: S-P-A-M, what's it stand for?

Garrison: America. If we hadn’t shipped that stuff to England during World War II, the Beatles would’ve sung in German.

Jarod: I imagine the sound of an insect vocalising in any language would be fantastic.

[acrobat76]

Diggs: You’re the Marshal. Jarod: Well, not really. Actually, today, I think I’ll be a chef.

The Pretender (S1E18 Unhappy Landings)

[acrobat76]

Jarod: S-P-A-M, what;s it stand for?

Garrison: America. If we hadn’t shipped that stuff to England during World War II, the Beatles would’ve sung in German.

Jarod: I imagine the sound of an insect vocalising in any language would be fantastic. Do you mind? Mnnn, it’s delicious.

The Pretender (S1E18 Unhappy Landings)

[beerok23]

Nia: And before the Rangers?

Jarod: Test pilot, thoracic surgeon, lieutenant commander on a destroyer. The usual. And what did you do before you became an outfitter?

Nia: Astronaut, Olympic skater, Nobel prize winner. The usual.