#jas discourse

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Jas is an adorable soft bean who deserves the world and the people calling her a "creepy child" can fuck right off. Excuse you that is MY fictional adoptive niece and she is TRAUMATIZED not creepy get it right for once! The baby deserves a mountain of marshmallows!

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Sending this in on nations women’s day yay, and in honors of that, WOMEN IN STARDEW VALLEY ARE INTERESTING. Y’ALL IUST DON’T CARE ENOUGH TO LOOK. Hayley has one of the best character arcs in the game but, oh no, she’s “mean” but Shane’s just fine!! (not a dig on Shane, love him, just some of his fans) Maru can be funny asf if you take the time to READ HER DIALOG.

Jodi is one of my favorite characters by far. She loves her sons and husband but also wishes she had more freedom in her life. She’s just a kind soul who cares about her family, just wishes she could’ve had it a different way. Robin has an up and down relationship with her husband which results in a complicated one with her son. IT’S AN INTERESTING DYNAMIC. SHE IS NOT BORING BECAUSE SHE IS A WIFE AND MOTHER.

Penny has her whole Pam thing and not to mention, lots of quirks of her own. Like being bad at cooking which results in some really funny scenes. While I am not a fan of her, Caroline, has interesting family dynamics. And on that topic Abigail is more than a “manic pixie girl” god forbid a woman be into the occult. Again, she has really interesting dynamics. Even though her family dynamics are tense, she still says “I’m wearing our matching family sweater under my coat… Don’t tell Dad!” or something like that. She clearly still loves her family despite the ups complications. And she has a whole friend circle with Sam and Sebastian.

Emily is amazing. She has so many interest and quirks. And her relationship with her filled with so much thought. They’re so different, they argue and tease each other, but they love each other. They are all they have. Leah has a whole life before Pelican Town. She has dreams, hopes, aspirations, messy ex’s. Listen to me and LISTEN TO ME CLOSE. JUST BECAUSE A WOMEN HAS ROMANCE IN HER LIFE. DOES NOT MAKE HER BORING.

And then you got sweet granny Evelyn. Oh my Yoba, I love this woman so much. She loves her husband and grandson so much. Always tending to plants, making cookies for everyone. I would die for this woman. And then, on the opposite end, Jas. She is such a little sweet heart who deserved so much better in life. Her dynamic with Shane is so special. And her friendship with Vincent in Leo. Ugh. There is so much to this kid and she gets so much shit for being “creepy” THATS A CHILD.

Let’s move onto her god-aunt (?) Marnie. I will say it again and I will say it again loudly. JUST BECAUSE A WOMAN HAS ROMANCE IN HER LIFE DOES NOT MAKE HER BORING. Her relationship with Lewis is such an interesting part to the valley that adds so much drama and depth to these characters. The fact she takes Shane and Jas in, the fact she cares and worry’s so much for Shane. The way she cares for her animals.. ugh. I love her.

Moving onto our out of town girlies, we got Sandy and Birdy. Sandy is such a mystery, I love her. I do wish we got to know more about her, but her mystery is part of her charm. She’s just so fun to talk to. I wish I had more to say but unfortunately I only have around 5 hearts with her due to not going to the desert to much. And then Birdy… Her storyline is so tragic. I really wished we got to behind her. Her decision to watch over her husband’s bones is so UGH. No one should force her to move on. She has made her choice and it’s powerful.

And I think I’ve covered all Stardew woman. So maybe take from this rant… to read dialog. Because these woman are strong, flawed, and amazing.

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[sdv-confessions]

WHY NOT? WHY WONT YOU LET SHANES HAIR BE PURPLE?

BECAUSE PURPLE HAIR SHANE KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

…Leave me alone.

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My uncle broke his neck making Jas’ hair purple once

How did… purple hair Shane kill your grandma? Was she making fanart?

I was the one making Shane’s hair purple…

(Flashback)

*drawing Shane with purple hair and having fun*

Hehe it looks like Shane has purple hair hehe

BRANCH. WATCH OUT! ITS NOT ACTUALLY PURPLE HAIR! ITS A SUBSTITUTE FOR BLACK HAIR!!!

*Pushes Branch into black to save him*

AHHHHHHHHH

GRANDPURP NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*starts insulting people for liking purple hair Shane*

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[sdv-confessions]

Shane and jas's hair is purple!!!!!!!! because its fun and i like it!!!!!!!!!!

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I never got why some ppl don’t believe that Abigail is the Wizard’s daughter cus ngl the Wizard’s/Pierre’s/Caroline’s dialogue as well as Abigail having purple hair matching the Wizard’s hair is pretty convincing but I was thinking well if Abigail isn’t the daughter of the Wizard who could he be referring to when he said “I believe one of the locals is my daughter” but then it struck me that Jas has deep purple hair but then also so does Shane (thx CA for color coding your characters)

So insane and completely unreasonable HC inbound, the Wizard is Shane and Jas’ dad

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