#jasjus

[winnerdoy]

Setelah dua tahun aku teringat akun tumblr ku yang lama @jasjusposts-blog ternyata banyak banget tulisan alaynya sejak 2016

[tinynickelbanditkid-blog]

Enough of These 4 Materials You Can Make Jasjus Pencil Ice Without Milk, Capital Is Slightly Fortunately Exorbitant

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[ranahkopi]

#Repost @ridwanrifay with @repostapp ・・・ Wawan berfoto bersama teman lama sambil menikmati secangkir kopi nusantara. Mantab Jiwa! Apapun jenis kopinya, minumnya teh botol sosro!! Lah pan sama sama minuman 😔 #wawan #wawansayangkalian #wawanmiriprogerdanuarta #kopiindonesia #ranahkopi #kirantisehatdatangbulan #softexdaunsirih #sarunggajahduduk #nutrisari #jasjus (at Ranah Kopi)

[inezandanarie]

Me : Ngitung puasa pake hisab kale. Praj : Hisab? Oh yang pake kerudung itu ya. Me : Kok pake kerudung sih ? Masa yang mimpin FPI pake kerudung? Praj : Hah? Me : Sorban kale. Praj : ??? Me : Itu lhoooooooo....... yang pake sorban. Habib. Praj : *awkward silence* *die in laughter* JAUHHHH!

-Sebuah pusat perbelanjaan di Kuningan, peralihan tiba-tiba dari topik puasa menjadi FPI.

[inezandanarie]

#tothemoon 2 (suatu sore, sebuah sendal)

I: "Duh, ini sakit banget disini *nunjuk ke kaki*”

P: “Pakein salep lah biar panas.”

I: “Salep itu bukannya yang dipake di kaki ya?”

P: *mikir* *mikir lama* *lama banget* “Apaan itu? Nyerah!”

I: “Sendal!”

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[inezandanarie]

#tothemoon 1

Sunday - At one of the largest shopping mall in South Jakarta - #lovedonation2012

  Me : Eh hari ini topik talkshownya apa?

Praj : Thalasemia, neng.

Me : Ha, Thalasemia? Thalasemia tuh bukannya yang ada di Singapore?

Praj : (mengerutkan kening) Ada di Singapur? Apaan sih?

Me : Mmm, itu loh yang ada di Orchard Road....

Praj : (lagi-lagi berpikir keras) (lalu tepok jidat) itu kan... TAKASHIMAYA KALIK!!

Me : Hihihihi. (ketawa bego)

End of story : #dikepruk

[risyianamuthia]

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:)) Checked my Gmail and found this birthday present from Andrei and this just made my day :)) Oh yeah today's apparently my birthday and Andrei is a dear friend slash the author of my biography. If it is to be made, of course :)) He's also the chief editor of the imaginary Postmopolitan magazine and my co-partner in our Postmopolite Sex Supplies.

Oh. And I'm not actually blonde, of course xD

And the rest of the song is an old joke from the famous Agnes Monica's epic JasJus commercial. "Mehloooooooooooonnn daaahriiii Thaiiilaaaaand".

Oh the absurdity :))