#jaskier baking

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Geralt: What are you doing?

Jaskier, covered in flour and globs of sticky dough: Going to ask Ciri a question

Geralt: That's not-

Geralt: And he's gone

Geralt: Should I see what the kitchen looks like?

Geralt: ...

Geralt: No, that's someone else's problem

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Yennefer, elsewhere: What the fuck is oozing out of the oven?

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Ciri: Where do we go when we die?

Yennefer: Just like magic is a transfer of energy, we give ourselves back to the earth and the air

Triss: Some people believe that they go to a wonderful place in the sky with all their family and friends

Geralt: Nowhere. Or hell

Jaskier:

Jaskier: Shut the fuck up, you all are nearly goddamn immortal

Jaskier: Let someone who actually faces death tell you the truth: Life is short and it is dangerous. We pray that we go somewhere because otherwise it feels like we all just writhe and flail and do our best for absolutely no good reason. And we never know if our random fucking theories are correct. Only the dead know that. So why worry about where we go when there are so many beautiful things where we are and that's what deserves our attention?

Jaskier: So fuck you guys, I'm going to make muffins

Ciri: ...Can I also make muffins?

Jaskier: Absolutely, sweetheart

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Yennefer: For Ciri's birthday party, I will cover the decoration. Geralt, you cover the gift

Geralt: Hmmm

Jaskier: I'll bake the cake!

Yennefer: Absolutely not. Do you remember the last time you tried to bake?

Jaskier: No...?

Yennefer: I am not making someone else clean up that mess and those tears ever again

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Jaskier: The world's miserable

Jaskier: What if we baked tiny cakes and then put them on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night to cheer them up? We could be baking bandits

Geralt: Rats. Ants. Those are some reasons

Jaskier: Oh you need better excuses than that to stop such a stellar idea

Geralt: You can't fucking bake

Jaskier: ... Dammit