#jasminexm

[fckinmacey-blog]

✉ (for gage)

( ! ) not delivered:

↳ tinder: buy me tacos or the screenshots go on insta. AND i’m taggin you

( ! ) not delivered:

↳ tinder: i was gonna ask you for pick up lines but idk yours are a lil iffy

( ! ) not delivered:

↳ tinder: there’s a girl at the bar who has a daddy kink i’m giving her your number lmao you’re WELCOME

( ! ) not delivered: 

↳ tinder: did i ever tell you you look like one of my exes? lol awkward

( ! ) not delivered:

↳ tinder: there’s a pair of boxers in the house and we’re trying to figure out whose they are. i vote yours.

( &! incoming imessage ):

↳ tinder: you wanna get coffee and tell me about tinder girl? i’m dying to hear.

[wydblue-blog]

✉ (you can do it for gage if it will be easier)

unsent ⇨ gage: not to be creepy but you have got dat ass my good sir

unsent ⇨ gage: after all that time you took the teddy bear w you anyway im so sad

unsent ⇨ daddy: what would you do if i unironically called you daddy asking for a friend

unsent ⇨ daddy: i bought a whole tub of ice cream and can’t finish it come have some pls

unsent ⇨ daddy: ur too pure for this world omg

sent  ⇨ daddy: what’re u doing tonight?? that was rhetorical, be in akl in 5 we’re going to the club