#jasper please

[thefruitybrain]

Henry: I'm bisexual.

Charlotte: oh I figured.

Jasper:

Jasper: you’re attracted to bicycles?

[hantabe]

Tiger philanthropist must be a super major episode if Cartoon Network made sure it didn't get leaked early 😩🤔

[hellhelpwhichever]

Girl help I’m being subjected to the horrors

(my cat is asleep on me and I need to get up)

[outofthisgxlaxy]

"Hey I'll fight you if you want." petalsxfallen for Jasper

@petalsxfallen

“You. Want to fight me?”

“You’ve got to be joking.” Perhaps it was wrong to think the way she did still, but Jasper didn’t have a high opinion of pearls. Naturally, when Petal waltzed up to her with her offer, the first remark that slipped free was... well, that.

She’d learn soon enough how wrong it was to judge this one. For the time being, though? She had yet to see her opinion change.

[pleadthechip-blog]

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

“i think it’s a very save-able ass,” he says, grinning lazily, one eyebrow raised as his eyes move up and down over her...assets. “it’s just a matter of does it want saving. do you?”

[moldyjunk]

This was a completely random idea, I don’t even

For the Lapismuth shippers out there... all five of you

[carlyraejemandtheholograms]

I'm really hoping that Jasper isn't trying to dude with those corrupted gems because everything will go to high hell and I don't know that we'll be able to get her back if she does

[mlmgrimreaper]

I just want Jasper to punch me in the face