#jaster fett

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Jaster Fett: Do you play bingo? Alpha 17: No! *short pause* Is it... fun? Jaster: It is fun. You're going to hate it.

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17: Going to meetings. Writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

Jaster Fett: "Writing things down" is nerdy? What do you do? 17: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Jaster Fett: Do you want some water? Alpha 17, supremely drunk: NO!! Water’s for hut’uune!! 

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Jaster Fett: So that means you still might be the smartest person in the galaxy.

Alpha 17: I would never suggest that.

Jaster: Really? I think that's the first time I've ever heard you say anything remotely modest.

Alpha 17: It's not modesty. There's just no reliable way to test the hypothesis.

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Alpha 17: I need you to do something for me. Jaster: Okay, what is it? Alpha 17: I've been shebs deep in logs. Jaster: Ok, so you need help reading. Alpha 17: ...That's cute.

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Alpha 17, as he is wont to do, punched a man who was supposed to tell him he was the culprit of a plot after the man began taunting him.

Jaster: How's your hand?

Alpha 17, with a bruised hand in a bowl of what used to be ice: Wet.

Jaster: Let's take a look. ...You know you broke your finger, right?

Alpha 17: Did I? I know what you're thinking, you know.

Jaster: Amaze me.

Alpha 17: I should have known better.

Jaster: Actually I think you showed great restraint in not beating him to death. 

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Alpha 17: I'll stand off to the side making sarcastic comments. Jaster: This is a surprise party. Surprise all of us by being pleasant.

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Jaster: Well, the cadets have the greatest respect for you.

Alpha 17: They do?

Jaster: Yeah. They said that you were the smelliest, foulest, meanest inhabitant in all of the GAR.

Sheres: Jas! Ixnay!

Alpha 17: They said that? Ehh... They’re just trying to butter me up. Jaster: No, no, no. They meant it, really. Alpha 17: That's very sweet of them, and I hate it when people are sweet!