#original: elementary

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Count Dooku: [looking through old security footage] Count Dooku: Why are those delivery guys bringing a python into our home? Qui-Gon Jinn: Don’t worry, it’s gone now.

[jacensolodjo]

Jinx: Oh, good, my napalm is done curing! Good luck with your new suitor!  It's not every day one attracts the fancy of the eighth richest woman in Runeterra. *scampers off*

Vi, after a short concerned pause: Uh, try not to burn the house down!

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Dr. Febray: I know why you’re upset.

Napoleon: My partner might be dead by your very hand. Brilliant deduction, doctor.

Dr. Febray: You’re not sure you can do what needs to be done without him. This is more than just a case. Without him to keep you focused, to keep you settled–

Napoleon: Is that what you think he is? Hmm? A simple counterbalance?

Dr. Febray: I think he’s the person you love most in the world.

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Professor X: You’re kidding!

Magneto: That’s me, Charles, joke machine.

[deafblindshorty]

It was a plan almost too deranged to speak out loud, but it worked.

Yeager to Kaz after they sunk the Colossus and turned off the communications blanket

[scubyrojo]

Paul: You look a bit tired.

Freddie: You look a bit evil.

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Dr. Zarei: Okay, what's the pain like today?

Isabel: It's fine, it's barely noticeable.

Dr. Zarei: Give me a number 1 to 10.

Isabel: [beat] ...Pi.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Loki: You look a bit tired. Tony: You look a bit evil.