#jatp incorrect

[incorrect-quotes-from-she-ra]

Young Catra: So, when’s this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!? Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn’t that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, “Do I get a girlfriend?” Young Catra: Young Catra: Do I? Catra: Fuck’s sake.

[incorrect-jatp]

Reggie, at the banana he’s peeling: May I take your jacket, ma’am?

[theafterlifeofthepartyxx]

Ray: These are my kids, Julie and Carlos

Tía Victoria: Yes, I'm aware

Ray: This is my other son you have never met, Alex

Tía Victoria: ....

Ray: This is my lovely child, Reggie.

Tía Victoria:

Ray: And both of my soon to be son-in-laws Luke and Willie.

Tía Victoria: You can't just adopt kids when you're sad.

[8scarpiastr1]

Alex: it’s just so frustrating.

Willie: what is?

Alex: Luke keeps dropping obvious hints that he’s into Julie, yet Julie is still completely oblivious.

Willie, wearing a t-shirt with “ALEX PLEASE DATE ME” scribbled on it: yeah lol

[molinashimbos]

Alex: hey willie? did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Willie: ???im a Ghost???

Alex: 'cause *looks at smudged writing on his palm* you're a snack :DD

Willie, internally: im gonna marry this idiot

[caution-tripping-hazard]

Luke Patterson, every damn day:

[legendsonthree]

Alex: *pulls out a box*

Alex: We're going to put the things we love in the box.

Luke: Can I put Julie in the box?

Alex: No

Flynn: Can I put Julie in the box?

Alex: No

Reggie: Can I-

Alex: No one is putting Julie in the box!

[anime-shipper22]

Luke: I like your pants

Alex: Thanks they were 50% off

Luke: *winks* I’d like it better if they were 100% off

Alex: Free? The store can’t do that

Luke: *groans* That’s not what...That’s not what I meant

Alex: That’s a horrible way to run a business, Luke