incorrect she-ra quotes

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hello!!!! welcome to my blog :). i go by either leo or jai and my pronouns are they/them!!! the below stuff is kinda long but please read it.

this blog was. supposed to be only for incorrect quotes. how young, how naive i was when i created this. how could i THINK that it wouldn’t get out of hand completely :/

anyways. i’m pretty sure [like, 99% sure] that all my quotes have #spop or #incorrect she ra quotes as one of their tags. my ramblings are under #leo talks or #jai speaks. i’m a writer as well [:D] and all the answers to prompts are under #jai’s got prompts or #prompts for leo. if you’ve submitted a prompt and it hasn’t been answered yet, i promise i will answer it!!! i suffer from writer’s block a LOT and schoolwork is punishing :/ and i occasionally take breaks for my mental health.

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Glimmer: You didn’t really have a crush on me, did you?

Bow: I think I did at one point, when we first met, but we became such good friends that I was– I kind of suppressed it in favor of that relationship.

Glimmer: Okay. Yeah. Yeah, me too.

Bow: What?

[source: Joel Haver]

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Glitradora beach/gym date for a prompt?

"Come on, Catra," Glimmer pleads. "I promise it'll be worth it. Even if you end up all gross and sweaty I swear when you see her face..."

"Yesterday it was her body," Catra says distractedly. She's picking up the books Glimmer has scattered around the apartment, looking for her keys. "Today it's her face. Tomorrow it'll be her stunning personality."

"She does have a good personality--"

"Sparkles," Catra sounds exasparated, now. "I know you've been super into weightlifting and hot, buff women recently. Why isn't it enough that I support this hobby? Why must you try to bulk me up, too?"

"Because!" Glimmer protests. She doesn't quite know how to explain it--something in her screams that Catra and Adora, if they met, would be perfect for each other. And if there's one thing she wants it's both her girlfriends to be happy. So what if they're happy with each other, too? It's a win, all around. "Look, they also have a hot pilates class. What if I told you I'd take that with you if you took a weightlifting session with me?"

Catra's perked up. Her nose twitches, and that's how Glimmer knows she's won. She grins triumphantly, and, in her head, fist-bumps.

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Adora, when she sees Catra for the first time, drops a weight right next to her foot. She yelps more in surprise than in pain, and when she kneels down to get it, there's another hand there, long fingers, blood red nails. She stares.

Glimmer smirks from where she's been leaning against the entrance to the lifting area. Adora stammers her way through an introduction, and after she's gawped at Catra picking up the weight effortlessly and returning it to its rack, they both turn to look at Glimmer. Catra looks resigned to her fate (Glimmer's going to be telling her I told you so for at least the next month) and Adora looks hopelessly star-struck.

Glimmer pushes off the wall to join them, grinning. This is about to be good.

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An old hyperfixation has resurfaced fellas. Have some she-ra doodles from that one episode

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Young Catra: So, when’s this all happen? Does everyone skip leg day in the future? Do I get muscles in the academy? Oh, wait do I get girls in the academy!? Catra: Catra! Time travel exists. It exists! Isn’t that crazy?! Every conceptual idea you had about the universe has been thrown out the window, yet your big question is, “Do I get a girlfriend?” Young Catra: Young Catra: Do I? Catra: Fuck’s sake.

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Kyle: What are mlm and wlw? Double Trouble: Multi-level marketing and wulti-level warketing.

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Catra, to Adora: The path to inner peace starts with four words Catra: Not my fucking problem

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Adora, texting Glimmer: [sends a voice message] Glimmer, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent? Adora: No, don't worry, just listen later. [Later] Glimmer: [listens to the voice message] Adora, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Catra: I think we can be a little evil, as a treat Adora: We? Catra: We :)

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hey its pineapple anon here been kinda a while but anyways!! how are you doing?

pineapple anon....omg it's been so long. i've been well :] finally started queuing up posts again and it's good to be back!! how are you?

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Adora: What are you looking at? Catra, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle she is: Porn.

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Modern human Catra

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Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said “I’m going to die”, and drank the whole thing

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Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said “I’m going to die”, and drank the whole thing

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im guessing the person bow is referring to is mermista basd on vibes alone

honestly i was thinking catra but now you've said mermista and i CANNOT get it out of my head. djkfskjksj

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Bow: My most memorable college experience is when I had a 7am class and the kid next to me poured a monster energy drink into her coffee, said "I'm going to die", and drank the whole thing

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[Glimmer and Adora sitting on a bench]

Catra: Why do you two look so uncomfortable?

Adora: Why don't you sit down so we can tell you?

Catra: *sits down*

Glimmer: This bench is freshly painted