#javos

[linxiuzhu]

🚧施工中🚧

[supplyside]

Javos Ironworks

[incorrectgngquotes]

Iris: Why are you making popcorn?

Fenrys: Clem asked, very loudly, who would win in a wrestling match between Javos and Buck.

Iris: This is bad, we should do something.

Fenrys: I am doing something, I'm making popcorn.

[incorrectgngquotes]

*Javos' first day*

Javos: Who the fuck are you?

Buck: Who the fuck are you?

Javos: I asked first!

Buck: I have an axe.

Javos: ...My name is Javous.

[incorrectgngquotes]

Buck: What lead you to our group?

Javos: I threw a dart at a map and it landed in a trash can.

[incorrectgngquotes]

Clem: As your best friend-

Iskald: Javos is my best friend.

Clem: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.

[incorrectgngquotes]

Iris: What is the signal if something goes wrong?

Javos: How about 'oh shit! Run!'

Iris: That works.

[incorrectgngquotes]

Iris: If I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?

Javos: I promise.

Iris: So, there is this guy-

Javos: You can do better.