Sweet Ghoulman
i love my dead gay son.
pros:- u wont overheat cuddling on a hot socal summer evening. - he has many knives. will protec.- high dexterity modifier ;)- goth bfcons:- dead fish eyes are not terribly romantic- smells like formaldehyde- suspicious of everything for ulterior motives- likes stabbing things. a little concerning.- will tie you to a chair and force you to watch at least ten star wars movies. mandatory for dating him.- eats nothing but take out and fast food.- pretentious music tastes.










