Billion Day Funeral

But to know me as hardly golden is to know me all wrong.

[tallandsleepy]

Gay sex with your friends is awesome

[depsidase]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[depsidase]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[fatfangs]

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

[sanchomps]

the DS in bdsm stands for Doom Slayer

[viledeer]

NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY AS A FOLLOWER OH GOD

[destroyablehorse]

this is, no exaggeration, the scariest thing ive seen in my fucking life

[viledeer]

THIS JUST GOT 100x WORSE

[figlandia-deactivated20220822]

so this is an older mod but as soon as I saw this on my dash I immediately ran to install it and OH DEAR GOD

I figured you were supposed to go to the playground in Concord to find Jangles? but no: Jangles comes to find you, wherever you are. You just sort of randomly turn around and there’s Jangles, idling behind you like a monkey-shaped harbinger of the apocalypse.

You can’t command Jangles, but you can reverse pickpocket weapons and ammo into Jangles’ inventory. This makes Jangles mad. Then Jangles will try to punch you to death.

this is hands down the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Fallout

if you kill Jangles–and Jangles is leveled to you! this is not an easy fight!–IF you manage to kill Jangles, you can loot a Jangles Outfit from the corpse.

and then YOU can become Jangles and haunt everyone’s nightmares forever

[tenaflyviper]

Monkey see

Monkey do

Shoot the monkey

Now monkey is YOU

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

The Santa Claus

[transmortifried]

He has no commands

Can’t be dismissed

Th-th-th-this ape

Is fucking pissed

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I just read the mod description, and it turns out you can make more Jangles at a workbench

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[depsidase]

[pmamtraveller]

[wutheringheightsfilm]

every day it just concerns me how little compassion people have. no compassion for those living in the global south. no compassion for immigrants. no compassion for disabled ppl. no compassion for addicts. no compassion for prisoners. no compassion for children. like holy shit ...

[wutheringheightsfilm]

i made a separate post about this but actually there are plenty of people cough white people who care about animals more than they ever do human people . not what i'm talking about make your own post

[nourishedbytime]

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[thememedaddy]