#jaymepost

[xjaybirdy]

We're the "I fucking told you I could do it" generation. We're gonna prove them so wrong.

[xjaybirdy]

Do you ever have one of those days where you rest your head on your rolled-up blanket and use your pillow as a blanket? Or have I reached the lowest point of my life?

[xjaybirdy]

tfw you applaud yourself for writing something brilliant and sophisticated in your essay but you meant to just bullshit your way through it

[xjaybirdy]

my threats be like "im finna stab u with my knitting needles u little piece of shit"

[xjaybirdy]

Sis: what are you wearing for christmas Me: gay Sis: what

[xjaybirdy]

Little kiddo: why do you wear boy's clothes? Me: because i can Little kiddo: *looks at me like he's reached enlightenment and im buddha or something*

[xjaybirdy]

*listens to death metal while knitting*

[xjaybirdy]

What I've truly learned from math classes is that in any situation, you should simplify your problems to find your solution.