text 💬 jal 🤯
Mal: Are you awake?
Mal: Of course you're awake, everything fun happens after dark.
Mal: Unless you're boring now. You didn't get boring between yesterday when I saw you and today, did you?
Mal: Or you're with a cheerleader or something. Ew.
Mal: I can't sleep.
Mal: And even doing homework didn't put me to sleep like it usually does.
Mal: Like seriously, you would think a chapter on Sleeping Beauty: The Sleeping Years would be sleep inducing but nope, here I am, wide awake.
Mal: We need to do something fun. But like, harmless.
Mal: What if we went and painted a mustache on the statue of Beast outside of Auradon Prep?
Mal: Wait, someone else has to have done that before, I don't want to be too 'been there, done that.'
Mal: What if we carried Chad's mattress out of his room and put him in the middle of the swimming pool?
Mal: My bad, I got forced to watch The Parent Trap earlier, that's not my normal style.
Mal: Ugh, I feel so restless!
Mal: You think of something, and think of it fast, because you don't entertain me I'm going to come entertain myself by turning everything you own purple. You're welcome.
