she's the captain, i'm her first mate

harry hook. twenty-one. senior. First mate to the toughest pirate that's ever sailed the seven seas. Mess with Uma or me at yer own risk because I'm not afraid to hook ye if ye be making one wrong move. Been an Auradon boy for a while now but the only place I'll ever call home is Uma's crew.

[hookedonharry]

You should already know what you mean to me. There's no one else in the world I would trust to be by my side.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS!

[hookedonharry]

It may seem as though I look down on you at times, but I actually admire you more than you realize. You may not be a leader, but you’ve chosen an excellent one to devote yourself to, and you’re one of the most loyal people I’ve ever seen. I would have been honored if you’d chosen to be a part of my crew instead, but I respect your choices and hope they’ve brought you much happiness.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS!

[hookedonharry]

If you tell anyone I said this, I’ll ruin you, but I don’t hate you as much as I thought I did. Or kind of at all, it turns out. Your whole guyliner thing is still tacky and your hook is still kind of lame, but talking to you sometimes is… okay.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS!

[hookedonharry]

Thanks for looking out for me even if we're not in the same crew

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS!

[hookedonharry]

Thanks for being so weird and horny that I can have weird halloween sex romps inspired by you! Next time can I borrow your hat? or vest?

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS!

[hookedonharry]

Who would you like to be caught under mistletoe with?

Nobody be catching me unless I want to be caught.

[hookedonharry]

text 💬 haramella

Caramella: It's not complaining, it's explaining why I'm so excited to spend time with her over the holidays. And you said your crew was your family, so sorry if I offended you! I thought that meant everyone you cared about was already here with you! It wasn't that you're lucky to be born on the Isle, that whole idea is gross.

Harry: Ye could just make time for her the rest of the year. And don't ye see her during summer? My crew do be my family, but they're my own family for a reason now and that reasons these stupid rules in Boredon keeping my pa away.

[hookedonharry]

text 💬 haramella

Caramella: It doesn't taste like eggnog, that's just the only way I could explain that it's not like a hot spice, just a kind of sweet spice without being too sweet! It's not that we ONLY care about them during the holidays. My mom is usually busy and I'm away at school, so it's sometimes the only time we get together for a while. You're lucky to have the people that matter most at school with you! Not all of us have that.

Harry: Yer right, those words don't be telling me what it's supposed to taste like. I'll just have to be waiting and seeing for myself. Don't complain about only getting to see yer mom a few times a year to an Isle-born now, or be calling one "lucky" for it.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT 🙈 HAVIE

Evie: Fine, 10am, don't be late! And bring your A game.

Harry: [read]

[hookedonharry]

Tag, you're the mistletoe master! Pick two of your ASU classmates to stick under the mistletoe together this holiday season.

This mistletoe be some kind of punishment? I say let @malbfaery and @evie--grimhilde have at each other’s throats.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT🎄HUMA

Uma: A lot of different things. I knew that would get you. I wonder if there's anyway we could lure Mal or her crew onto the ship without looking suspicious 🤔

Harry: Shouldn't be too difficult, I don't reckon. We could be kidnapping Dude and pretend he ran away and that we caught him and that Carlos has to come pick him up. Or Evie be wanting to go on runs with me, we could run be the ship.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT🎄HUMA

Uma: Neither do I but I've seen enough videos. I always do, but thanks anyway. I didn't think you would, well unless someone tried to grab them while we were at sea and managed to get electrocuted. THEN it would be more your thing

Harry: Videos for what? Ay, now THAT sounds like would be releasing them serotoners! So long as it be someone we wouldnt miss, anyhow.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT🎄HUMA

Uma: Does my ship look like an Auratubers bedroom to you, Harry? I'm not putting twinkle lights on the mast. It's only special because it's something that only happens once a year and NOT on my ship.

Harry: Wouldn't know, I don't spend me time in Auratubers bedrooms. But do what ye want then, it was just an idea. I don't even like them Christmas lights in the first place.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT🎄OPEN

Uma: "Serotonin is the key hormone that stabilizes our mood, feelings of well-being, and happiness"

Harry: If the twinkling lights be making yer hormones that happy, we could have em hung up all year round. That'd look right pretty strung round a ship's mast.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT🎄OPEN

Uma: I have so many thoughts and opinions on Christmas and the concept of Santa. But the serotonin burst I get every year after people put up their lights? NGL, there's not much matching it.

Harry: What's serotonin?

[hookedonharry]

text 💬 haramella

Caramella: Oh, well that's okay! Gingerbread is kind of just a spicy type of cookie? Not like in the way hot sauce is spicy, but like how egg nog has some spice in it. It sounds confusing, I know, but trust me. You'll like it! Or, at least, I hope you will. Well, I'm always thankful to be spending it with my loved ones, so there's that! And sounds like you're doing the same, so what isn't there to be happy about?

Harry: Eggnog tastes like spoiled milk we had back on the Isle, if that's what gingerbread be tasting like, ye can keep it. Never said there don't be things to be happy bout, just nothing more than the usual. I don't get why family only be mattering to ye people if its during a holiday.

[hookedonharry]

TEXT 🙈 HAVIE

Evie: Deal! I'll see you bright and early, Harry. The day waits for no one

Harry: By "early", ye be meaning 10, right?