my roommate is a god (literally)
PROLOGUE - ft. sunghoon’s squeezy jesus
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Seven minutes. Jungwon had seven minutes before Soobin hyung would arrive to pick him up.
He’d initially had 10 minutes, of which three he had just spent deciding if this was a good idea. Well, it was now or never, Jungwon thought, slipping behind the door of the janitor’s closet.
He fished out a strangely shaped holy water bottle (it was shaped like Jesus Christ, and squeezy, which Jungwon found slightly more disturbing) and gripped it tightly in his hand. After a quick glance at his phone, he recited a prayer:
“Te voco, dei paries. Servit mihi sicut pater tuus humanitati servit. Permitte me esse tuum dominum, donec transeam ad regnum alterum. Et adiuvabo te ad creatorem qui te genuit. ”
As he finished the last few words, Jungwon swished the now open Jesus bottle around his head three times. Some of the water got in his eye, which he considered penance for his AO3 history. He then sighed quietly and spoke in a clear voice: “Begone Thots!”
Initially, when the seller (someone called Sunghoon, who was… interesting to talk to) told him that those words were the most important part of the ritual, he resisted the urge to laugh. But now, when a bright light filled the room, Jungwon didn’t feel like laughing that much. Rather, he closed his eyes quickly, hoping to save his eyesight from an early demise.
A figure materialised in front of him, taller and bigger, but oddly familiar. He suddenly realised who it was as they started to turn around.
“What the fu-“
Jungwon definitely didn’t feel like laughing now.
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SUMMARY: on a normal day, you’d see jungwon in his apartment on his own. today’s not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. it’s even weirder that they’re fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.
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TRANSLATION: i summon you, spawn of god. serve me as your father serves humanity. allow me to be your master until i pass to the other realm. and i will help you return to the creator who has sired you.
AN: the squeezy jesus is actually a thing i own if anyone wants to see it i’m willing to post a picture
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