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Jazz: He has the Omnitrix he can turn into anything now...

Megatron: So I can turn into anything?

Starscream: Yes

Megatron: Can I be a human?

Starscream: No

Megatron: Can I be a-

Starscream: No

Megatron: I thought you said I could be anything?

Starscream: You can turn into anything metal

Megatron: But we are the only sentient beings made of metal

Starscream: Yes

Megatron: Well what is the use of this thing!?

Starscream: There is a great machine of war the humans call the toaster

Megatron: Then I shall become this toaster!!!

*ding*

Starscream: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN I STARSCREAM AM NOW LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS!!!

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Hamish: hey, Ando. The olympics obviously over now. Bloody good. Last week, the 100m sprint final. I forgot they call it the race that stops the world. Andy: oh, do they? H: yeah. Race that stops the world - 100m sprint final. Then we've got the Melbourne Cup, which is the race that stops the nation. In your opinion, what race do you prefer? A: I prefer to stop for the Melbourne Cup H: racist A: why? H: you picked your favourite based on what race it is and that is actually the definition of racist. Because you prioritised based on race. Shame on you. A: I also like swimming over... H: Racist. I like all the races equally