#jca hak foo

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I'm fucking obsessed with this Valmont & Shendu's outfit

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Updated looks for the main/recurring S1 characters in my fanfic

Jackie Chan Adventures ↺

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Posting this on here separately.

Considering the fact that Hak became such a popular meme in China due to a mistranslation of his infamous catchphrase, I think it's safe to say that I'm right.

But if I'm going to be honest, that goes for literally everyone else in the show, the villains, the one offs, etc.

Like let's be honest, who tf kept watching just for Jackie by himself?

(I know due to him being such a popular celeb at the time that people were attracted to it do to him being attached to it, but that definitely don't check out now.)

But characters like Uncle, Jade (she deserved her own spinoff), Tohru, Viper and the Dark Hand were definitely why people kept watching.

This is why it's very important to have a strong supporting cast.

But back to what I'm saying, ain't nobody give a s**t about the show because of Jackie, especially now.

[invaderdoom78]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I decided to do a little experiment to see how my writing has improved after 10 years

Original: https://www.deviantart.com/invaderdoom78/art/Return-of-the-Queen-of-the-Shadowkhan-Ch-1-522756554

You remember that moment in the first episode of season four where Tarakudo asked Jade if she was returning to the forces of darkness and nothing came of it. Not even Jade being able to control the shadowkhan when she tried in episode six or have Tarakudo show up when she was actually wearing a mask. Well what if years down the line that one off comment comes to fruition.

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Stop being mean to them! They really get shit on every season 😔

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Hak's two modes.

(He'd much prefer kill because he's feral like that and that's okay because I like it.)

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"We're in the mini mall."

"Working the carnival."

"We like to play it all."

"Welcome to Tally Hall."

"Who's to blame?"

"The automated players, I proclaim"

Yellow tie, this suave fellow writes Heterophonic tunes of how love bites

Red, the proud loud guy we adore "Is my amp too high?" "No, turn it up more!"

So Grey in the back, sippin' 'gnac, can hear He's knockin' down the shots like Bill Laimbeer

Send home the locksmith, Green's got keys To unlock the rock in the act if you please

Now open the case, give Blue the bass And jiggle your boodiggle all over the place

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Since I've seen people pair up the enforcers with each other, either as a polycule or with OCs, I have happened to notice nobody has tried to pair Hak Foo up with canon characters in the show so I'll do it.

I know he's not everyone's favorite but he's mine so shut up.

Hak and Valmont - Considering the fact that Valmont placed Hak as his favorite over the other enforcers (even though that was never really explored in the show outside of the Eighth Door episode), gave him a higher - ranking job over them (probably paid him more too) and had him stuck by his side as a bodyguard in the video game makes me believe something's going on with him and Valmont.

Ya'll cannot tell me Valmont hasn't had fantasies about his men (looking at you Finn) and just because I said Hak would be unaware of the enforcers' polycule doesn't mean that he's not gay himself.

I headcanon him as a raging Bisexual, he just gives off that energy to me.

(I've said before that he's oblivious to women's advances towards him, he doesn't have interest in getting with anyone regardless of gender due to the line of work he's in and that he was sheltered from love at a young age but that doesn't mean he hasn't had ideas or fantasies about it, like I said he doesn't express any emotion outside of anger, sass, concern or super pissed so he's definitely the type who wouldn't know how to express love)

Just your typical boss x assistant/bodyguard smut.

Hak and Ratso - Given the fact that Ratso seems to be the one to butt heads with Hak the most (and interact with him for that matter), they give vibes of the rivals that hate each other, see who can piss each other off more and then tease them to death about it (Hak's usually the recipient of the teasing and he hates it).

Even though there's not much since the show liked to write in Hak Foo whenever they felt like it, I feel like this holds some water.

Also Ratso's "Big Guy" comment towards Hak Foo in the Ox Head Incident is definitely giving off fruity vibes (yes I know the others joined in on the teasing but let me have my fun ok)

(I am well aware that Ratso would probably deny Hak's feelings since Hak is genuinely a destructive person to be around and the fact that the others in the Enforcers' polycule are terrified of him they'd definitely not want to accept Hak unless he makes a change in attitude.)

Hak and Jackie - There's no escaping this pairing, the rivals that hate each other but are also madly in love is strong with this one.

Hak's little gay ass "here I am" once Jackie called his name in Armor of Gods definitely set something off in me, if someone calls your name and you reply with this much excitement you're definitely in love.

Hak always wanting to be the one to give Jackie a spanking as well also is a huge indicator.

His "I want to Ram you" line in Shrink Rap is another huge indicator to me that he's the dom in this relationship.

Another scene from Shrink Rap (I WANT YOU TO STOMP ON ME SO BAD)

The fact that he also has dolls of Jackie in his gym is kinda cute also, he went through all this trouble just to make them look accurate just to destroy them lol.

(Honorable Mention) Hak and Torhu - Literally just Rivals to Lovers, similar to Hak and Ratso.

I've also got an OC in the works to pair up with Hak Foo as well, she's female so there will be more female representation in the show because they were often pushed to the side or just nonexistent.

Also we need more evil women period.

(He may be allowed to step on me but I am also allowed to step on him)