#jealous!phil

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Jealousy (6) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three, part four, part five

Advent Calendar 2021 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Phil lives and works in a town in the North called Lylchester. Well, 'works'. He does charitable things in the name of being nice and his (adoptive) parents. Things are fine. Yeah. Fine. Meeting Dan who has strong opinions about peculiar things shakes up Phil's life and he is falling before he can help it.

Dan lives and works somewhere, or anywhere really. By fate, or call it the British Railway train running times, he ends up in Lylchester. Before he can help himself, he has made the first real best friend he has ever had - Beatrix. And suddenly, life does not seem so difficult anymore. Dan appreciates the work he can do, even if it has him interact with the rich idiot Phil more often that he would personally choose.

am i a joke to you? (ao3) - catbearbunz (bunnieovadamoon)

Summary: aka dan makes a friend with another phil and phil reacts accordingly. (poorly)

aka a silly drabble inspired by phils recent tweet i made instead of working on real phics

Borderline (ao3) - chiridotalaevis

Summary: Dan and Phil Rize Show (August 14th 2018):

D: It’s just because he’s used to having dozens of people having massive gangbangs and doing drugs, while we’re like, let’s play Mario Kart…

P: Speaking of, not gangbangs, but drugs, we went through the border into Canada on a bus…

D: Right, that’s going to be used out of context.

[…]

D: There was a guy from Canada, who was called Chan and he was our border agent.

P: Yeah, Dan loved Chan.

get to heaven in our own sweet time (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Dan and Phil choose their costume for Halloween 2024. Yeah, it breaks the internet, but they only have eyes for each other.

Daprè Ski (ao3) - duckcrab

Summary: Dan thought he’d made himself clear.

“No skiing,” he remembered saying. “Neither of us are coordinated enough and I like your neck too much just the way it is to see it get broken.”

For Your Eyes Only (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: Despite what the jealousy clawing out from his gut had him say, Phil isn’t his. Phil isn’t his so much so that someone’s flirting with him on Twitter. Someone who, for once, isn’t Dan. Or at least, that’s what Dan’s nerves have convinced him.

A fic about spirals and uncertainty.

Glitch (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil wrote a movie screenplay

Heat (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: Phil has eyes for a cute waiter. But Dan only has eyes for Phil.

hot boy summer (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: Dan deserves to have this time just to himself, with no one around who knows him, no one he'll feel any urge to impress, no one he'll vaguely worry will recount his exploits later. Well, no one except for Phil, but of course that's different.

Jealousy, Jealousy (ao3) - thestreaklives

Summary: Phil gets a gift from a coworker and Dan is having a hard time with it.

Jigsaw Falling Into Place (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Dan makes him feel wanted, loved, and confident on the good days until the good days become too sparse to be known

Keep me from you (ao3) - Thedemonqueen

Summary: Even though Dan knows he can’t date anyone ever again, he can’t help but drag Phil away from a man who’s flirting with Phil.

A hurt/comfort au I wrote to reduce today’s HIV stigma<3

Knight of Wands (ao3) - dapg_otmebytheballs

Summary: Dan does not believe in fate and destiny and fortune-telling. Dan finds the idea of fortune-telling at the same time exciting and terrifying. He definitely doesn’t believe in it though. But he’s starting to have doubts.

OR

Dan watches Phil do tarot readings and learns something about fate.

Lightyear Groovin' (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: In a galaxy far, far away, there’s an abundance of 70s clubs. On Krithoo, local party freak Dan Howell works as a waiter at an often overcrowded cantina, Virgo Volans. And maybe, just maybe, has an infatuation with the extraterrestrial dj frequenting their stage.

Like Fine Print (ao3) - totalincandescense

Summary: Every few weeks, Dan was given an unfriendly reminder of at least one of the many reasons why he never went outside.

The most frequently recurring thing on the list being the general existence of people.

But more specifically, the existence of people who flirted with Phil.

Like You Used To (ao3) - easybubbyy

Summary: The boys go out for drinks with their crew. Dan is a horny and clumsy drunk, and Phil is a goofy and flirty drunk. Smut ensues. Enjoy!

New year, New us: (ao3) - BlueFox1319, UnusPhanus

Summary: “Dan hurry we are going to be late, PJ and the others will be here any minute to pick us up! It’s already seven, we need to be at the restaurant by eight!” Phil yelled down the hall at his boyfriend. December 31st, New Year's Eve, every year the pair went out with friends and spent the first night of the new year together. For Dan and Phil, tonight would be a little different though, Phil had been planning this for months .

Only Cat You Need (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: Phil knows he shouldn't be jealous over Dan watching some cat videos, but he can't help himself when he sees Dan take a selfie with another cat on his lap.

scratch bark bite (oh, love me, i lied) (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Music & Drama teacher Dan Howell has a well-known rivalry with his coworker, English teacher Phil Lester.

An unforeseen event flips everything Dan thought he knew about Phil and himself on its head. Slowly but surely, the grudge withers, and the two of them cross the line between enemy and friend. But what will happen when their true intents and feelings get revealed? And was what they had ever really a rivalry? Was it even mutual?

Send My Love (To Your New Lover) (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan has some jealousy issues to deal with when he finds out Phil has had a run-in with someone from his past.

The Bongo Incident (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes

Summary: Dan sees the ginger man flirting with Phil while playing the bongos. Dan can’t seem to get his jealousy under control. He snaps and then is faced with how much he wants the world to know he loves Philip Lester.

The Other Side Of The Counter (ao3) - CanDanAndPhilNot (enbycalhoun)

Summary: Dan needs to stop pining after his bartender, Phil. Maybe another Tinder date will help. Probably not, but he can hope.

Trapped in the dark, you found me (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Five times Dan felt lucky to have Phil

(we were in) screaming color (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: Phil thinks he could be jealous. He turns the idea over in his mind, weighing it. He could be more jealous, angry for Dan’s lack of attention.

wear no disguise for me (ao3) - lesbaurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary: It’s not exactly jealousy, Phil doesn’t think. Not– exactly. But he’s feeling petulant and selfish and maybe like he wants to be a little mean about this… not-Phil. This Phil who doesn’t know the half of what it means to be half of Dan.

(or: dan made a new friend called phil. am i a joke to you)

[danfanciesphil]

I really REALLY dont want to interrupt your writing for your current fic cause its killing me but would you ever consider writing a short fic about the Marcus thing? The 'i want to lick you' text and dan and or phil's reaction to it?

okay

“Here you go,” Dan says, placing a Hello Kitty mug down on the bedside table next to Phil. 

Phil looks up, smiling at him, and then turns his attention back to his computer screen. “Thanks.”

Dan takes a slurp of his own cup of tea, walking back around the bed in order to sit beside him. It’s only once he’s settled that he remembers he left his laptop in the other room. 

“Ugh,” he says quietly, and digs his phone out of his pocket. This will have to do for now as a means of checking Twitter, at least until he overcomes his laziness. 

They sit together in silence, scrolling through their timelines and sipping tea, occasionally tapping out a response to a fan. 

All of a sudden, Dan’s phone buzzes in his hand. 

“That’s weird,” Dan mutters, vaguely, at Phil. “Marcus just texted me.”

“Mm?” Phil replies, not looking away from his screen. “What’s he saying?”

Dan clicks the message, taking another slurp of tea, and almost spits it straight out again. 

Marcus Omg yes. I want to lick you until you explode 😉💋💥👅

Choking a little on the hot drink in his mouth, Dan splutters, sitting up straighter. The peculiar reaction makes Phil turn in surprise, his glasses halfway down his nose. He thumps Dan on the back, taking his mug from him. 

“Are you okay?”

Dan nods, struggling for air. “Yep,” he croaks. 

“What happened?” Phil asks, bewildered. 

Dan debates what to do; showing Phil the text he just received is probably not a great idea, but then again neither is hiding it from him. 

As it happens, before Dan can even decide, Phil’s gaze drops to the phone in Dan’s hand, deducing the situation for himself. 

He reaches for it carefully, and Dan just lets him take it. “I don’t ever talk to him,” Dan blurts, cheeks reddening for some reason. “I don’t-”

“Christ,” Phil says, his eyes growing round. 

Dan watches him carefully, tracking his face for changes. “He must be joking.” 

Phil’s eyes flick to his, one eyebrow raised. “You think?”

“Y-yeah,” Dan manages, forcing out a little laugh. “I mean... it must be for a video or something. He wouldn’t... say that.”

“I sincerely hope you’re right,” Phil says, his voice strangely flat. He locks Dan’s phone, tossing it back to him, holding Dan’s gaze. “For his sake.”

For some reason, Dan’s heart is pounding. He’s done nothing wrong here, hadn’t even prompted this, but he still feels like he’s somehow done something naughty. He stares at Phil, trying to convey his apology through a look. 

“Do you want me to reply?” Dan asks. “I could tell him to fuck off, if you want.”

“That depends,” Phil says carefully, placing the mug of tea down, and closing the lid of his laptop. His movements are slow and careful, and it’s putting Dan on edge. “Do you want him to?”

Dan stares in bewilderment. “Want him to fuck off?”

“Want him to lick you until you explode.” 

“What!” 

Phil just maintains a level stare, not responding. 

“Phil, don’t be crazy,” Dan says, his voice coming out a little high pitched. “I barely even know Marcus, I only ever see him at VidCon.” 

“So, if you knew him better, you would be more up for it?”

“What?!” Dan exclaims, wondering how on earth the situation has become so ridiculous, so quickly. “Are you serious? This is mental. I do not want Marcus, or anyone else except you, to do anything to me at all. If you think that I do, you are cracked in the head.”

“Hey, I’m not the one getting weird sexts from other people.” 

“It’s a joke!” Dan cries, mildly hysterical. “It has to be a joke.”

“Then reply,” Phil says, shrugging. “Reply in a jokey way.”

Dan surveys him for a moment, not really believing that this could be the end of the debate. Phil is just blank-faced, appearing completely relaxed, so Dan suspends his suspicion, grabs his phone and texts Marcus the first jokey reply he can scrounge up. 

Dansorry marcus i think i have too manycalories for you to lick. I wouldn’t wantto ruin your abs

It’s only once the message has sent, that Dan realises Phil is typing something on his laptop. He leans over, curious, and sees Marcus Butler’s Twitter page up on Phil’s screen - specifically his Direct Messages. 

“Wait, Phil, oh my god-”

But Phil clicks enter, swiftly sending the message he’d been typing. 

Before Dan can read it, Phil shuts the lid of his laptop, smiling satisfactorily at Dan. “Don’t worry,” Phil says brightly. “I don’t think he’ll text again.” 

“Phil what the fuck did you write?” 

“Something along the lines of ‘back the fuck off’,” Phil says, like that’s a perfectly ordinary thing to tell one of their YouTube friends. 

“Phil!” 

“Nobody gets to lick you, Dan,” Phil tells him, voice dropping an octave, the words slipping straight between Dan’s thighs. In moments, Phil’s laptop is put aside, and Phil is leaning over him, their faces close. “Except me.” 

*

Exhausted and wrung out, Dan stares up at the ceiling of Phil’s room, trying to comprehend everything that just happened. He has never experienced possessive sex before, but as it turns out, it involves a lot of flexibility. Being extremely unflexible, Dan is sure he will be feeling the after-effects for weeks. 

He’s not sure he minds. 

His phone buzzes, lost somewhere in the covers, and Dan limply feels around for it, still too tired to move. Phil, next to him, finds it in the creases of the sheets, and hands it to him, smirking. 

Dan catches his eye as he takes the phone. “Don’t look so fucking smug, that was batshit crazy behaviour.” 

“You didn’t seem to mind it a minute ago,” Phil quips. 

“Yeah, ‘cause you were licking me until I exploded.”

Phil giggles, and Dan unlocks his phone. A message from Marcus appears, and his stomach drops. 

“Oh god,” Dan says, barely wanting to read it. 

“Who is it?” Phil asks, all innocent smiles. Dan shoots him a withering glance. 

“Marcus.” 

“What’s he saying now?” Phil asks. “More sexting?”

Dan groans in despair, turning the message round for Phil to read.

MarcusI’m sorry Dan. That was inappropriate. I know you’rein a relationship. I won’t do itagain. Our apologies to you andPhil. Sincerely, Marcus and Louise.

Phil hides a laugh behind his fingers. “Weird, they seem to have changed their tune.” 

Dan glares at him. “I wonder fucking why!”

Phil laughs again. “Come here.”

“No, you twat. Go and send a sorry message to Marcus.” 

“Come here,” Phil says again, opening his arms. “You’re cute when you’re angry.”

“And you’re apparently a fucking jealous monster who verbally abuses our friends for joking about when you’re angry,” Dan fires back, but finds himself shuffling into Phil’s arms anyway. 

“You love it,” Phil says, his hands slipping over Dan’s bare back. 

Dan accepts the kiss planted on his lips, but with a stubborn level of resistance. “You’re lucky I do, you crazy bitch.” 

Phil chuckles against his lips, hands wandering a little lower. Dan forgets to reply to Marcus again for quite some time. 

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Hiii, I was just wondering if you have any jealous Phil fanfic recommendations?

We have an entire Jealous!Phil tag for you to enjoy. Plus, a Jealous!Phil masterlist.

Here are some more not in the tag/masterlist :)

Only CatYou Need (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: Phil knows he shouldn't be jealous over Dan watching some cat videos, but he can't help himself when he sees Dan take a selfie with another cat on his lap.

scandalous (ao3) - phancontent

Summary: Daniel Howell, a well known "emo glam star", a singer and a fashion icon, faces a writing crisis and decides to hire an unemployed famous songwriter named Phil Lester, who can't stop blushing with every grin Dan gives him.

Stay (ao3) - Nefertiti1052

Summary: Dan was mesmerized by the cute guy with the flowers he saw on the tube. Was it a bit much to search for him time and time again after that? maybe, but sometimes working hard for something works out in the end.

wear no disguise for me (ao3) - lesbanurinkos (pluginbaby)

Summary:

It’s not exactly jealousy, Phil doesn’t think. Not– exactly. But he’s feeling petulant and selfish and maybe like he wants to be a little mean about this… not-Phil. This Phil who doesn’t know the half of what it means to be half of Dan.

(or: dan made a new friend called phil. am i a joke to you)

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Jealous!Phil Masterlist

A Day Of Jealousy - adayinthelifeofphan

Summary: Dan tries to make Phil jealous by hooking up with other friends.

aesthetic - flowers-and-colored-hair

Summary: Funded by Phil’s family money, Dam runs a pretentious aesthetic porn blog. One day, he gets an idea for a photoshoot, and he needs Phil’s help to do it, or more specifically, Phil’s mouth.

All Yours Only - elliesfics

Summary: In simplest terms, Phil and Dan are friends with benefits. That is until… Dan gets a boyfriend. One who is not Phil to be exact.

Beach Activities - littlephanfics

Summary: The beach at night is meant for long walks with your boyfriend, not for watching him do a swimsuit ad with someone else. And Jealous!Phil makes an appearance once again.

don’t like the way he’s looking at you (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: phil gets jealous

Green (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: When a man hits on Dan at a party, Phil knows it doesn’t really matter, but he still doesn’t like it.

Half Step and a Tumble (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan doesn’t have a date, and Phil won’t answer his phone.

I Like The Way It Hurts - cocktailaunt

Summary: 2012!Phan: After breaking up with Phil, Dan has been sleeping with pretty much every woman or man in sight and Phil has had about enough of it.

I Still Get Jealous - teenagephantxsy

Summary: Japhan where Dan gets a text from Nick Jonas saying that he wants to hang out and Phil gets jealous. 

Itching with Jealousy (The Chicken Pox Fic) (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Dan and Phil go to LA to spend some time with their good friend Anthony. But what happens when Phil’s bad luck gets him sick and he has to listen to the love of his life fall for another guy?

Jealous Boyfriend (ao3) - tol_but_smol

Summary: Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil are shopping when a sales associate starts to flirt with Dan.

Jealous Minds Think Alike - howellslester

Summary: Dan hires a muscular personal trainer and Phil (Dan’s boyfriend) gets jealous because he thinks he’s not as good looking as the trainer.

Jealousy And Sexual Tension - phanpire

Summary: Phil is possessive of Dan and gets jealous after Dan’s video with Jack and Finn.

kick with the fray (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil will laugh about this later. Maybe. Probably. (Not.)

Practice Makes Perfect (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil said he would paint Dan’s nails in a live show, and doesn’t think much of it until Dan finds someone else to do it. Dan is surprised and amused at Phil’s reaction.

Prom Night - passionfruitwriter

Summary: Dan and Phil has been friends as long as Phil can remember. Then some girl gets in the way, and Dan starts acting weird. With prom coming up, what can Phil do to reassure his friend’s happiness, and try and avoid the painful jealousy that is erupting in his stomach, and the unrequited feelings he assumes he has for his friend?

Save It For Later - passionfruitwriter

Summary: Jealous and sexually frustrated Phil.

Slipping (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: Dan can’t hold his alcohol and gets a little too touchy-feely with Pj. Luckily Phil’s there to teach him a lesson.

The Five Times Phil Was Jealous - gorgeousdan

Summary: Phil’s not a person who gets jealous very easily. Until it came to his boyfriend.

Was It Good? - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: After a long night of partying and a questionable hook up, Dan comes home to a jealous and bitter Phil.

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Jealousy (5) Masterlist

Links Last Checked: November 17th, 2024

part one, part two, part three, part four

An Introspective Beat (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: In an airport in Australia, someone tries to sell Phil some cologne and Dan gets a little handsy.(aka, Phil gets hit on and shades of a jealous Dan.)

Come Get It (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: In a twist of fate, Phil meets Dan- the mysterious and beautiful dominant figure Phil has always desired in a partner. But when Dan introduces him to the crazy world of BDSM, Phil realises he still has to come a long way in order to appease Dan. The question still remains- can Phil give Dan everything he wants? And is this truly what he needs anyway?

don't like the way he's looking at you (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: phil gets jealous

he's mine (ao3) - plinth_of_life

Summary: When Dan leaves a hickey on Phil's neck and the mark ends up in an AmazingPhil video, the two grapple with leaving their mark on the internet.

I’ll wait for you (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil needs time. Dan understands, so he books separate rooms.

In Which Dan Is A Bit Jealous (ao3) - Stormendale

Summary: Phil goes on a date to make Dan jealous, and, well, it works.

Jealous Boyfriend (ao3) - tol_but_smol

Summary: Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil are shopping when a sales associate starts to flirt with Dan.

Just Friends (ao3) - justhavesex

Summary: They’re just childhood best friends. Nothing more. No, really.

kick with the fray (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil will laugh about this later. Maybe. Probably. (Not.)

Maybe it was always you and i. (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: based off this instagram post i saw that says; “straight guy worries he’s being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he’s fallen in love with him. plot twist it turns out i dont have a problem with alex kissing guys if its me he is kissing” But with Phan

not your fault that they hover (ao3) - snsk

Summary: When Nick found out he was going to London in June, he acquired Dan’s number from the BBC, who were quite happy about giving people their employees’ private and personal information as long as said people were super famous and appealed to their teenage demographic and could squeeze in an interview with Nick Grimshaw the next time they were in town.(for the anon who requested: I may or may not be requesting a jealous-phil fic based on that little tryst with nick j. Please. For your 30-min series.)

only mine, entirely (ao3) - dayevsphil

Summary: Dan is naturally a jealous person, and even idle comments are getting to him these days. Amnesia AU timestamp.

Practice Makes Perfect (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil said he would paint Dan’s nails in a live show, and doesn’t think much of it until Dan finds someone else to do it. Dan is surprised and amused at Phil’s reaction.

prickle on the skin, ache in the heart (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: phil smiles wider, brighter. every day. every day, dan falls in love again.

he can’t help but be a little jealous, not being able to say

Slipping (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: Dan can't hold his alcohol and gets a little too touchy-feely with Pj. Luckily Phil's there to teach him a lesson.

strangers waiting, looking down the boulevard (ao3) - nqkedbooths

[21:37 ] Unknown: Hey, I heard you were short of some change but offered certain services - I’ll pay you for one night with me; no strings attached, nothing dangerous.

[21:39] Dan: i’m sorry, but do i look like a fucking prostitute?

[21:40] Unknown: Wait, who are you?

The Essence of an Absence - ravehowell

Summary: Dan has a dumb crush on an oblivious best friend, a poetry blog and a boyfriend that doesn’t exist. (Dan also learns how to lie to Phil and can’t tell when to stop.)

You Took My Hand (And Then We Both Started Running) (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: A series of moments from Dan and Phil's lives, from their first meeting as kids to mid-life crises.

you wear the moon like a halo (ao3) - ohyellowbird

Summary: When Phil blinks open, his vision blurry, there is a shape at the foot of his bed.He jumps as much as one can when sitting on a mattress. “Stop that!” Phil shrills, pushing his glasses back up his nose for a better look. “One of these days I’m going to have five actual heart attacks because of you.”he shadow at the foot of his bed is not looming in a menacing way but simply standing there, illuminated by the bedroom window against the opposite wall. It is tall and broad-shouldered, like the one Phil had seen just after moving in. “Hi there,” he says quietly, wary that it–he–might spook and disappear.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

So I know this is marked as "found" but on Jan 30, 2020 this was asked: anon- "In I'm looking for a fix where dan and Phil and anything was at show tube skating rink they got glitter o. Their faces p, dan couldn't get phil skate off I believe Phil got as bc dan kept leaving him behind. Sorry it's so vag" And a fic was recomended but later that same day they responded: anon- "Skating anon again. That wasn't the fic i was looking for but thank u so much for trying. I remember Phil wash the 1/2

2/2 glitter off his face bc he was mad at dan and dan said he wanted to take a pic of him and phil with glitter on their faces. I remember Phil was mad at dan bc dan was spending all his time with Anthony" And some more fics are recommended, but the one they were specifically looking for is: "kick with the fray" by dizzy

kick with the fray (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil will laugh about this later. Maybe. Probably. (Not.)

- Tori

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help me there’s this one fic where dan wants to paint his nails and phil offers but dan wants it done properly so he calls a professional and when phil comes home he sees dan with this girl (i think) doing his nails and phil gets jealous help

Practice Makes Perfect (ao3) - winstonlives

Summary: Phil said he would paint Dan's nails in a live show, and doesn't think much of it until Dan finds someone else to do it. Dan is surprised and amused at Phil's reaction.

- Rose

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Hey can you find a fanfiction where DnP were at Anthony’s(?) place and Phil got chicken pox and Dan had a hookup w/ Anthony and Phil was hurt because he was in love with Dan? Thank you so much!

Itching with Jealousy (The Chicken Pox Fic) (ao3) - Merrydith

Summary: Dan and Phil go to LA to spend some time with their good friend Anthony. But what happens when Phil’s bad luck gets him sick and he has to listen to the love of his life fall for another guy?

- Tori