#jeanie posts

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Guillermo del toro phantom of the opera remake would fuck so severely

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Charles guard dog metaphor Rowland who’s been angry been beaten down his whole life, who swallows his rage and grins when his friends make racist jokes about him cause whats the point. just let it go. and then they kill him anyways. he laughed along and the pack still turns on him anyways.

sacrificial lamb Edwin who could never blend in, never shape himself into a dog to run with wolves, who makes himself smaller, smaller, prays to be invisible, and they slaughter him anyways. they laughed while they killed him too.

and now Charles knows what all that rage was for. it was for this. for him. so he could plant himself in front of him and rip the throat out of anyone who comes close

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he has chronic babygirl disease hes killed hundreds he’s autistic he hates cops and nazis his ringtone is Barbie girl by aqua hes in love with his best friend he’s ace he’s dumb as a rock he lives in his moms house and he collects stolen drug money and beanie babies he

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Excellent Charles Rowland Things:

the happy nose scrunch tm

the ☹️ muppet face

sits bisexually

“crystal is willful. combative” 🤨🤔 looks at camera like he’s on the office

undying loyalty of a mangy stray dog

his little ankles in his white socks :3

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He’s my best friend my pal my rotten soldier my sweet cheese my good time boy my—

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gentleman demon edwin payne for my good omens au

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good bones / maggie smith, for @dbdapromptober day 14, lake

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vampire charles & her beloved bodyguard edith from hunger pangs for @dbdapromptober day 20, crush