#jeff foxworthy

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Henceforth, this abomination shall be known as The Pedo Coin.

[a-ginlynn]

[shiftythrifting]

A label maker and case (no cord), a VHS rewinder with instruction manual, some honest-to-god 8 Tracks, an HTML pocket reference guide and Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary (Value Village, Ottawa)

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[vulcanlovetriangles]

This was decades ago, but I recall Jeff Foxworthy joking that no one wanted to hear their brain surgeon with a southern accent or something and all I can think of is:

[peteneems]

[howlingday]

Nora: You know, I was gonna get married once.

Pyrrha: ...Really?

Nora: Yup. But I called it off an hour before the wedding.

Yang: An hour? Why?

Nora: He didn't want to take my name!

Pyrrha: Nora... Not everyone takes the bride's name these days.

Nora: Yeah, but I thought it would be neat if we were both named Nora.

[iwasonlydancing]

Song of the Day #200

"Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" by Jeff Foxworthy, 1995

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Jokes from Jeff Foxworthy's famous "You might be an anime protagonist" routine:

"If the dumbest thing you ever did was trust your best friend, and the smartest thing you ever did was get hit by a truck, you might be an anime protagonist" "If you win team sports because of your personal talent and dedication, but you win single player games thanks to the power of friendship, you might be an anime protagonist" "If your doughnuts don't have holes but your hair does, you might be an anime protagonist." "If you're a high schooler who thinks you're the most special person in the world, and anyone else agrees, you might be an anime protagonist" "If you have more than 13 enemies and less than two family members, you might be an anime protagonist"