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long time no cayjay but you better believe they still lurk in my brain unsettling style
I hope you don’t mind me sliding a sticky evil Pod Cater idea into you mail box, it’s covered in wet orange glitter glue and all the loose glitter I sprinkled on top is coming off.
Like that folder )(IC have Roxy for the Mantiorb before trickster mode. I’m saying I’m )(IC and youre Roxy and I’m just giving you this anywaaays
But Evil!Cater (not ACTUALLY evil, if I wanted I could, but half evil is more fun) who does totally “befriend” people to like get them to do things for him, or to talk to him about drama. Sure he can just use his phone, and take drama from online; but any good rumour mill isn’t so public. If you want the good stuff, you gotta hear it from others directly.
So Cater makes these “connections” so when people need someone to talk to about “this crazy thing,” he always presents himself as someone ready to hear the gossip. Like, the both of them knows it’s a sort of “superficial” relationship, just for gossip; but Cater is exceptionally good at making people thing that they’re the only one that comes to him.
Everyone always assumes that Jade is the sneaky one, and that if you don’t want something aired out you make sure he’s not around. But in reality, it’s Cater; who knows exactly how to downplay his role, who know how to make himself approachable and unassuming, who can play a room of people like an automated orchestra. Just a few right button presses and people are singing.
Cater could make your best friend snitch without them even noticing, he’s just so friendly! He wouldn’t do that! It also helps that he never actually says anyone’s name, just “I heard from someone that…” or long trails of interwoven messages like a crazy game of telephone.
Anyways can you tell who my favourite character is? /j
FDSFSDJKLJKGH cater diamond master of manipulation but like for funsies... with the power of charisma and a cute smile ....
Podcaster Cater and Jade, where they talk about "Marketing Trends" and stuff on social media, but really its just a gossip blog, where they always start off with what's popular online and where they think the trend it going, but it always derails to the "Latest Drama" that they may or may not have purposely started / planted.
"Oh, Jade is it true that there's a new dish at the Monstro? I mean it looks delish on the ML's feed but like, is it really that good? I mean curry doesn't seem to fit the general vibe, you know? But the cooks make it look suuuper on point!"
"Oh yes, of course it is Cater. I wasn't sure why it was added, but I believe it has something to do with our Manager's attempts at interesting a certain Vice of Scarabia. That's just what I've heard of course, after all it is said to be his favourite food"
"OMG, that's like tooots cute!! They sure do talk a lot you know? They seem like close, no matter how grumpy the Vice looks hehe!"
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giving any of these awful children access to a microphone and a podcast is a TERRIBLE IDEA i think they should do it
Evil Jekei idea where they are just super in the know with people.
Cause Jade is very good at being an informant for Azul, but is not as chaotic as Floyd can be. So like, Jade is always constantly lurking and overhearing things, and learning things when you think its just you and a trusted friend.
Meanwhile Cater is just sooooo super friendly despite being soooo surface level with everyone, so no one ever suspects him to like take notes internally when you vent / ramble to him. So he knows things that you would forget that you told him.
And then they have little coffee dates and gossip with each other about just the interpersonal drama that happens in the school. They could do so much worse with this information that they know? But at the same time they just take the time to just relax; but also because it keeps up the appearance that they're just on a date, when they're also plotting
I did send a similar ask to someone else a few months ago i think, but also this is more shippy cause you got me into it hearteyes and I love evil people
just like that one time in jade's union bday story....
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+ his ceremony robes story where hes already good at obtaining forbidden lore from people's socials lol. he's perfectly capable of doing it himself and yet here hes like. well actually i really really really want to talk to cater and have him teach me to be even more of a devious little devil i mean show me how good he is at gaining and spreading misinfo i mean. posts. :^)
cater has all the best hot gossip i just know it.......... im just imagining jade inviting cater to trade secrets theyve uncovered and caycays like I LOVE TO YAP SURE SOUNDS GREAT and jades just there with a notebook writing it all down fkjsdhgkljf
azuls like wtf are they doing over there. floyds like idk theyre on one of their weird dates or something. azul says w/ a microphone?? jades taking notes??? floyds like yeah whatever i dunno it's a jade thing are you gonna question a jade thing. and azuls like yeah actually good point i dont wanna know either actually 🚶
You know i gotta ask for my fav rare pair Jakei/ CayJay, if that's alright :3c
YAAAAAAAY JEKEI CAYJAY my beloved..... i always love an excuse for them
i love jade's affection for cater's selfies in beans event i will literally never let it GO!!!
ocean floor ♦️🐬
Cater x jade is so real to me, you feed me and I horf it down in 30 seconds
So tasty and good, you’re my hero
WAHHHH u understand me...
silly lil guys.... i love themmmm theyre one of my many fave rarepairs lol. i've felt too shy about it recently bc it feels like im talking 2 am empty void LOL despite the fact that people did give me good responses to my cayjay fics [which it's been Too Long since ive written one for them wahhh i miss them]
but it is good 2 know there are still other people out there Thinking Of Them too... !!
i can never figure out what to tag them as tho lol, like with many rarepairs and translations... from what seems to be the popular tag translations, it seems for pixiv at least they use ジェケイ which google translates to Jekei <- and that's what ive seen the like, ONE other person that ever posts them here use a few times lol. i think i was saying jeikei from memory for a while but now that im actually checking that's one more character, ジェイケイ... i also call them cayjay lol. cayjay jaycay jekei jeikei caterjade jadecater TOO MANY CHOICES LOL 😭 the burden of a rarepair that like 5 people enjoy is theres no consensus [none im aware of anyway fdsjlkgkl girl help]
Anyway i rifled thru my sketchbooks to see if i could find any unposted doodles and i thhhhhink i never showed these 2 (im sure there’s more but i don’t wanna loo k thru every sketchbook or Krita doc rn LOL)
the second one was me retesting my watercolors after 5 billion years like last week lol 🧍