#jekunchocobo

[formerlyashkatom]

i am sorry to science.

[01:01:47 PM] Choco: bruh I just realised a thing

[01:01:51 PM] Ashkatom: bruh what

[01:01:57 PM] Choco: lots of australian genus names are novaehollandiae

[01:02:00 PM] Choco: NEW HOLLAND

[01:02:05 PM] Ashkatom: NEW HOLLAND BRUH

[01:02:13 PM] Choco: so now I’m just

[01:02:15 PM] Choco: really

[01:02:21 PM] Ashkatom: really.

[01:02:24 PM] Choco: Species we found in australia

[01:02:38 PM] Choco: subspecies of a species we found.... IN AUSTRALIA

[01:02:56 PM] Choco: (plovers are Vanellus miles.... NOVAEHOLLANDIAE)

[01:03:31 PM] Ashkatom: novae hollandiae more like NOVAE HOLLAAAAAA

[01:03:36 PM] Choco: XDDD

[formerlyashkatom]

in other news of things that happened while I was gone

the two alternian calendar posts combined rocketed past ten thousand notes and are well on their way to eleven thousand

*pops open bottle of champagne*

[obstinate-nocturna]

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Liveblogging Part 3

...I am going to name my Mudkip Memekip

[3:26:13 AM] Nocturna: I AM GOING TO DO THE THING

[3:26:16 AM] Nocturna: I AM TRASH XD

[3:26:47 AM] Choco: XD

[3:26:53 AM] Nocturna: IT IS DONE

[3:27:11 AM] Nocturna: bitch i don't need to be taught how to be a trainer by your son

[3:27:48 AM] Choco: XD

[3:27:49 AM] Nocturna: but yes how do I get the shiny

[3:28:01 AM] Choco: I'd say get the pokedex

[3:28:03 AM] Choco: save

[3:28:04 AM] Choco: quit

[3:28:12 AM] Choco: main menu --> mystery gift by internet

[3:28:25 AM] Choco: it's level five it'll fit right in

[3:28:30 AM] Choco: kawaii with it's happy eye

[3:28:57 AM] Nocturna: :D

[3:29:56 AM] Nocturna: Got it!

[3:30:04 AM] Nocturna: oh my god it is so kawaii

[3:30:11 AM] Choco: IT IS

[3:30:17 AM] Nocturna: so

[3:30:19 AM] Nocturna: motherfucking

[3:30:20 AM] Nocturna: kawaii

[3:30:23 AM] Choco: i knoooow

[3:30:26 AM] Choco: the happy eye

[3:30:27 AM] Choco: is so

[3:30:28 AM] Choco: kawaii

[3:30:40 AM] Nocturna: shit I need the perfect name for this kawaii ass little fuck

[3:31:03 AM] Nocturna: (bye mom off to have adventures in the dead of night)

[3:31:06 AM] Nocturna: (don't wait up)

[3:31:12 AM] Nocturna: (I'll see you when i'm pokemon champ)

[3:31:12 AM] Choco: (yep this seems safe)

[obstinate-nocturna]

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Liveblogging Part 2

oooomg that's cute she turns her head to look at signs! [3:19:40 AM] Nocturna: well maybe I JUST WILL GO BARGING INTO YOUR SON'S ROOM [3:19:44 AM] Choco: yes! [3:19:48 AM] Nocturna: dude the fuck is up w/ yo hair [3:19:54 AM] Nocturna: did you get attacked by a bleach bottle [3:20:02 AM] Choco: I like the sneaking up on the rustles thing [3:20:06 AM] Nocturna: ...wait is that a hat? [3:20:08 AM] Choco: you get like poochyena tails or wiggle wiggle [3:20:10 AM] Nocturna: IS THAT A HAT [3:20:12 AM] Choco: I think it is??? [3:20:14 AM] Nocturna: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE [3:20:16 AM] Choco: but he might have like?? [3:20:17 AM] Nocturna: I THOUGHT HIS HAIR WAS WHITE [3:20:19 AM] Choco: I DID TOO [3:20:25 AM] Choco: BECAUSE IT'S POINTY [3:20:26 AM] Nocturna: A LIIIIEEEE [3:20:29 AM] Choco: did he gel it under there [3:20:32 AM] Choco: BUT [3:20:33 AM] Choco: NO [3:20:36 AM] Choco: IT'S A HAT [3:20:37 AM] Nocturna: wow fuck you too dude no I am not a boy [3:20:42 AM] Choco: ikr [3:20:49 AM] Nocturna: i don't need your charity you asshole [3:20:50 AM] Choco: kick his butt in the battle [3:20:51 AM] Nocturna: with your lying hat [3:20:53 AM] Choco: just for that [3:20:58 AM] Nocturna: and your oh yur a girl [3:21:08 AM] Nocturna: I'LL GET MY OWN POKEMON [3:21:14 AM] Nocturna: AND SAVE YOUR DAD'S DUMB ASS WHILE I'M AT IT [3:21:24 AM] Nocturna: also way to just leave me alone in your room [3:21:32 AM] Nocturna: the person you just met [3:21:34 AM] Nocturna: and know nothing about [3:22:10 AM] Nocturna: also Brandon how the FUCK did you miss yoru dad right there [3:22:18 AM] Nocturna: being menaced by poochyena [3:22:24 AM] Nocturna: ...a single poochyena [3:22:32 AM] Nocturna: dude just like [3:22:33 AM] Nocturna: kick it [3:22:35 AM] Choco: I know [3:22:36 AM] Choco: I'm like [3:22:41 AM] Choco: aren't you a professional [3:22:44 AM] Nocturna: oh god what do I choose MUDKIP [3:22:54 AM] Nocturna: COME HERE MY DARLING LITTLE MEME [3:22:55 AM] Choco: I got the treecko! [3:22:58 AM] Choco: because [3:23:02 AM] Choco: salmon... [3:23:09 AM] Nocturna: dude how do you knwo water gun already [3:23:19 AM] Choco: mine had absorb :O [3:23:20 AM] Nocturna: I am impressed little meme

[obstinate-nocturna]

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire Liveblogging Part 1

So I definitely just drovw up to walmart at three am for the new pokemon game

[3:15:14 AM] Choco: ehehe

[3:15:15 AM] Choco: it's pretty!

[3:15:24 AM] Choco: there are like

[3:15:27 AM] Choco: winggulls

[3:15:29 AM] Choco: flying over

[3:15:36 AM] Choco: and stuff!

[3:16:20 AM] Nocturna: wasn't it tough riding in the back of that moving truck

[3:16:25 AM] Nocturna: idk mom why teh fuck did you put me back there

[3:16:37 AM] Nocturna: wait what do you mean I get my own room 'this time'

[3:16:41 AM] Nocturna: I'm an only child

[3:17:27 AM] Nocturna: HOLY SHIT THAT LAPRAS DOLL IS AS BIG AS ME

[3:17:28 AM] Nocturna: FUCK YE

[3:17:31 AM] Choco: XD

[3:18:31 AM] Nocturna: also it is suddenly night

[3:18:52 AM] Nocturna: I should go introduce myself

[3:18:55 AM] Nocturna: at three in the morning

[3:19:00 AM] Nocturna: YES MOTHER THIS SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA

[3:19:11 AM] Nocturna: think this is the snarkiest start to a pokemon game I've ever had

[formerlyashkatom]

literally bless the three of you for that alternian calendar jesus christ it's super helpful and i'm in awe that you all took the time to make it?? it's super handy oh wow. also i only now realized you were also the same person who made those ao3 and tumblr pesterlog skins if i'm correct :D my heartfelt thanks!!! they've come in handy so often and i am so grateful

ahhhh!! thanks for the thanks on the calendar, it always makes me :D when my compatriots in calendeering are acknowledged for all the hard work they put in, since I mostly screeched at Alternia and then made the result vaguely readable

BUT ALSO MORE PERSONALLY, I'm really glad to hear that the pesterlog formatting is getting use beyond, well, me. I never hear from people using it, so I'm glad that it is useful to not-just-me! I'm one of nature's Helping People so receiving word that a Thing I Have Done is Helping is the best thing ever C:

[formerlyashkatom]

the sad thing is that this is us being productive

[01:09:33 PM] Ashkatom: gotta

[01:09:37 PM] Ashkatom: wr ite

[01:09:58 PM] Choco: i'll race you I'm collecting the unown alphabet

[01:10:06 PM] Ashkatom: haha

[01:10:07 PM] Choco: #worst race ever

[01:10:14 PM] Ashkatom: write 50k in unown

[01:10:24 PM] Choco: I'd keep making typos

[01:10:32 PM] Choco: because I get u and w and r and y confused

[01:10:53 PM] Ashkatom: "YOU! NO! GO AWAY! I NEED AN H!"

[01:11:13 PM] Choco: you can't catch them in this game, and they're unbreedable, so I'm basically at the whims of the trade station

[01:12:05 PM] Choco: so far I have DFGHIRUZ!?

[01:12:20 PM] Ashkatom: is that a Terezi ship

[01:12:29 PM] Ashkatom: it sounds like a Terezi ship

[formerlyashkatom]

i don't recommend interacting with a caffeine-deprived ashkatom

[08:55:55 PM] Choco: it is too cloudy to properly see the blood moon

[09:01:19 PM] Ashkatom: at first I just saw blood moon and figured you were referring to your period

[09:01:26 PM] Ashkatom: but then I read the whole thing and I was just like

[09:01:27 PM] Ashkatom: what

[09:01:28 PM] Ashkatom: are

[09:01:31 PM] Ashkatom: are you pregnant??

[09:01:35 PM] Ashkatom: OH

[09:01:39 PM] Ashkatom: ACTUAL MOON

[09:03:01 PM] Choco: PFFF