#jeristheenigma

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jeristheenigma said: 

You need to think with your inner ovaries, dude. Literally anything he did besides speak and exist are irrelevent. He’s snarky and has a great butt. Plus, him being pissy and shoved into that storage room makes him endearing somehow.

My ovaries are outies.

How does anyone know he has a "great butt?" The robe covers it. And if you kill him and strip him, he obviously has exactly the same butt as every dead skinny NPC in Skyrim.

And they only shoved him into that storage room because he immediately started acting like a dick to everyone. We meet Savos Aren. He's like the nicest guy in the world. He has that huge bedroom/garden. He probably offered to share and Ancano made some crack about how he couldn't sleep so close to a Dunmer because he's allergic to the smell of guar dung.

Even if you're one of those weirdos who loves Altmer and Thalmor for whatever boring, loser reasons, he is the least interesting or competent of all of them. That's what I don't get.

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jeristheenigma said: 

Nothing the MMO says is canon :L It’s all lore-raping au bs

Is this something Bethesda said, or is this just fan consensus at this point?

I know there are apparently some serious chronological issues that people have raised, but I haven't really looked into it because nerd fights are only fun for me if I start them.

Either way, I sort of gave up getting upset about lore issues when we finally got to see the Imperial province, and instead of being the magical, multi-racial version of Ancient Rome Morrowind promised, it turned out to be Ripoff White Human D&D Land.

I guess it's possible Cyrodiil went from Ancient Rome to Late Medieval Period in the seven years between Morrowind and Oblivion.

Of course, this empire was founded by Vikings. Vikings that predate Ancient Rome by 400 years. And then 200 years after that, we see that their own native Viking culture has basically stagnated for 600 years.

What I'm saying is, there has to be a practical limit to how seriously we're all willing to take this goofy shit.

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Youtube in Chrome is still broke

Got some crocheting done, sorta 

Caught up in my book, mostly

Ah, well.

Today feels weirdly productive, but I know it's not. I really want to do a ton of stuff - and still have time!- but can't make myself do any of it. Queued up a single day's theme, but not the theme I was planning. Even did a tarot reading and was just like yep, 'k, there's that. No opinion. 

Something in me is like, askew or something. FUCK. How do I recalibrate or restart this thing? My world, I mean, I think.

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WoW, sO bUsy and pROduCtiVes

HOLY FUCK WHEN DID IT BECOME THURSDAY

IT WAS JUST SUNDAY YESTERDAY 

WTF

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WTF is Going On Here??? ಠ_ಠ

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...yaaay experimental dyingzzz... Did my hair "blue" yesterday and it came out the shittiest of teals, so today I slathered on some red in hopes of it turning a more agreeable purple. 3 HOURS TO GO ಠ_ಠ Who knew a bath towel on your head could get so fucking heavy aaaaauuuuggghhh I don't even have that much hair anymore, it's all towel boooo

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"It'll look better when it's dry."

My mantra after rinsing the dye from my hair finally.

It came out... not the best.

Might touch it up in the morning, but guh... I should have bleached my roots more. e__e; 

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Today is the Best Day <3 [Journal thing]

I overslept about 2 hours and STILL reeeaaallly didn't want to get out of bed, but a nice song popped in my head as I dragged myself up. SO glad I did, too, because it has been a *lovely* day so far~ Instead of lamenting the fact that I was UP, I hummed that song and just smiled my way through my shower and breakfast. It was such a little thing, but it started my day off right.

Instead of diving right back into gaming, I dedicated the day to just chilling. Made a massive mug of coffee milk and sipped it over some Star Trek. Read some old slash from a random link I'd saved ages ago in another tab and apparently I needed that too. My parents left before I got up and aren't back yet, and the dogs have been pretty chill as well, so the house is nice and quiet. <3

I took the opportunity of having an empty kitchen to finally make my meaty-jello, which I decided to make chicken flavored and filled with squid. :3 UPS guy dropped off 2 packages and was super happy, too. He complimented my kitty hat and said I did a good job on it. Another simple thing that made me all fluttery and love today some more~ Made another coffee milk and put some music on. <3 I'm sooo super content right now, after my jello sets enough to decorate, I might accidentally take a nap.

[Insert humorous string of expletives] but I am SO like drunkenly happy today~  This is suuuper rare, so imma just wallow in it while it lasts. *3*

OH YEAH and it rained super hard 2 nights in a row, complete with lightning storms and shizz, so it's comfy and relatively cool outside~ *dies of general bliss*