Fairly old, at least 25

Spare some change? My mom has the tiddy cancer: https://gf.me/u/y8ftr9 I mostly shitpost and rant about deer these days. Sometimes post shitty arts & crafts. I ❤️ folk metal, eyeliner, liqueur, skittles, RPGs, and vidyagaems. Throw on some armor or a cultist robe and BAM I'm seduced :V Twitter: @jeristheenigma Gender: Cisfem Orientation: Bi Pronouns: don't care, whatever ya like Religion: Pagan Heretic P*litics: Don't be an asshole :P MY TAGS (blacklist to ignore): "personal" <- shower thoughts/rants "no one cares" <- especially dumb rants "long post" <- 3 scrolls or more "very long post" <- jfc what was I thinking?!" "Adventures in Modding" <- Videogame Modding "Adventures in Homesteading" <- Gardening, Rural Rants "Adventures in Brewery" <- Makin’ Booze

[jeristheenigma]

greetings from 2021

today I -realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra -forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out -only cried on the inside!

I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V

[jeristheenigma]

post 2023 update: -lost 40lbs from my deadlift, thanks to a persistent injury -bench maxed at 118 b/c I'm terrified about potentially knocking my teeth out without a spotter (home gym, lol I have no spotter) -10 year anniversary for being suicidal (life still sucks, plz kill me) WOW this site looks like shit now! I no longer have the patience to update xkit, if that's even still a thing! QUESTION: Why are there cam whores on the top of my dash on a site that banned porn? 🤔

[toastbutteregg]

[mysharona1987]

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[ajarofpickledtears]

the bottom one must be a joke though right

[abysswarlock]

This moment in monster factory is a gem:

Justin’s memory of a nonexistent meme

Griffin’s utter confusion

Clayton captioning his thoughts

The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the ‘how I make bread’ guy

Griffin’s lawn mower laugh

Just *chef’s kiss*

[highqualityblog]

how i make bread is real and justin is 100% spot on it’s incredible

[sovietshopaholic]

WHAT

[jeristheenigma]

greetings from 2021

today I -realized I’ve forgotten basic algebra -forgot to grease my waffle iron & had to scrape it out -only cried on the inside!

I also added 20lbs to my deadlift, and lost 10 from my bench :V

[jeristheenigma]

I put on 20 goddamned pounds last yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr REST IN PISS 2020

[jeristheenigma]

as much as I bitch about long drives & stray cattle, one thing about rural living I will always be thankful for is Lack of Fireworks 

I mean, a neighbor did set their yard on fire, so I got to watch that worriedly all night, but the dogs slept like it was any other day of the year 👍

happy 2021 everyone!

[egberts]

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

[jeristheenigma]

trying to take reference pics of the doggos, but no one will stand still or look at the camera. hold up a bone though...

attention spans

A C T I V A T E

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I’m not asking for much...

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

[regrettablyjake]

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[kibumkim]

[internetbynight]

[amgurd]

Imagine being in development since 2012 as a full on all the games journalism hype in the world AAA game and ur still getting out-scored by an indie roguelite about daddy issues with a floating snake head as an almost-romance option

[varusteleka]

oh they’re MORE than outscored

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

This is awesome but the metacritic award over the hades logo makes it look like it says “HOES”. which is also awesome. Hades keeps winning

[cat-memes-only]

[gifmovie]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

a young gay bear pole dances in the woods