ok wait its been so long i'm getting confused 😂 was it ferry or jerry that we called the mingo on tumblr? ik both were used on different platforms and now theyve meshed in my mind
We do use both however tumblr is (to my knowledge) the only place we call him Fuckass Ferry.
Jerry is the name used everywhere (short for Jerrycho/Jericho)
We stay fighting that Fuckass Flamingo and using his feathers as couture 😂
what I would like to call the Jerrycho AU or the “Fuck you David Cage” AU [under cut]
let’s fucking go I am tired as fuck and blasting Golden Vengeance
Alright quick summary of the idea
Kamski is a genius, dude didn’t just accidentally create life, he knew that this would happen because he spent like a year on a yacht just working on this project to make life through programming and tech instead of pulling a Frankenstein, bored out of his mind and wanted to see what was stopping him from basically becoming god
Motherfucker did it, Chloe being the android he was developing
Newest batches of Androids were made and he put this code into one, this being Kara [that tech demo a long ass time ago is big inspiration for this AU] and instead of being sold, she escapes and changes her appearance-
After she’s taken in by Alice [who is human fuck you David] and Luther, Luther has taken care of Alice since she was a baby since her parents are usually overseas for business, Kara knocking on doors until Alice let her inside, whole little makeover scene happens with the three
Markus was still given to Carl by Kamski, he was going to “grow up” over the course of a year in this lab in Carl’s house that takes up the entire top floor of his house, he’s still a painter but Kamski had the lab built in order to raise Markus, Kamski mainly wanting to see how “human” the androids could get so he got his good friend Carl to be the “parent” of Markus
Carl raises Markus, every couple months Kamski drops by to upgrade his body to better suit his learning, going from this tiny child to an adult in 9 months, after all this time with no connection to the outside world besides books or history, Carl and Kamski deicide they should tell Markus about how androids are treated outside the house and if he wants to go outside more often or stay inside, he deicides to come outside the house even though he knows the dangers
This dude is really emotional and got loads of personality, ask him about the weather and he’ll be visibly happy or upset, can and will cry over a small dog, so there will be some stealth parts where he has to either
become borderline emotionless and move with less feeling in order to blend in with the other androids
act super human to trick everyone into thinking he’s just a normal 20 something
Now you may be thinking “what about Connor and the revolution ?” just hang on a second this is where my brain gets excited
So, Kamski decides to finally upload this Alive code into every single android, an update that happens once an android shuts down for the night, once that android experiences a strong emotion [being abused/that fear and anger from it, getting upset over the death of someone they knew, messing up a task] they’ll really start to feel, some running away or being more accepted by the family or being thrown away
Jericho, I love you, but the motherfucking JERRY LADS are now taking the stage, the Jerrys have always been a hivemind, Kamski thought it would be funny to have one model be a hivemind, so those in shops will send over supplies like blue blood or fabrics to Pirate’s Cove because THAT’S the new Jericho, still run down but the Jerrys work together to fix it up a bit, taking care of everyone who ends up there with their connections
Markus doesn’t end up here because he was thrown away, instead he meets the old Jericho gang while they try to rob him while Carl orders food for himself at like McDonalds, thinking he’s human before he sees their lights, explaining who he is and Carl pulling up like “guys wait I have money if you need some don’t hurt my son” since he’s best dad, and Jericho group decides “hey might as well, let’s bring him to a Jerry to see if they approve” and the McDonalds Jerry approves them [plus Carl orders 10 happy meals jic someone gets hungry, let the androids enjoy some food] so they head on over to Jerrycho and Markus really learns about how bad humans can be to androids/androids learn a bit about why everything’s happening
Thus, the lad and Jericho crew decide to plan a revolution [while eating mcdonalds while other androids get the toys]
Connor, my boy, my lad, finally comes to the scene once Kamski just drops off the face of the planet and androids start to “wake up” after being abused, going missing or becoming violent out of fear
This is similar to the actual game, most of it doesn’t change tbh apart from Hank’s backstory where Cole dies because he ran into the street and got hit by an android driver who was being distracted by an angry bus patron, red ice no longer exists that shit is wack
ALSO HEY REED900 PEEPS COME GET YALLS JUICE Nines and Gavin actually matter in this AU, case gradually becomes bigger so they’re added, romance is possible/usually happens between the two as the case goes on and more androids become sentient [Nines was always awake and Gavin knew this, but Nines only decided to show his feelings for Gavin in the ending once he knows it’s safe to, but they have moments where Nines is just trying not to kiss this man]
Now Kamski, the motherfucker, thought it would be fun to pretend and be an android in Jerrycho for the memes, got some surgery done and went in, talked to the leader Jerry [Gerry] and explained his plan to just watch what happens and help when needed, so Gerry lets him stay as long as no one finds out [will this have any effect on the story ? who knows]
im so sorry for this one more than the gay as the water but,, what if when kara n luther n alice got to the amusement park and met the jerrys,,, the one, our jerry protag, protag of the jerrys, told them "our name is jerry, welcome to jerrycho"
"Welcome to Jerrycho!" Said the EM400 showing the little YK500 around the cul-de-sac.
It had many houses, too many, all full of Jerrys and the abandoned Android children. It had been a year after the revolution and a few months after "Pirate's Cove" reopened. Seeing how many Android children got abandoned there, with all the money they made, the Jerrys bought a space for them nearby. After it made the news, people started donating money and some gave them their children. Soon enough, the small place grew and grew until they had to make another next to it. And another one. And another one. The tiny street ended up connecting 5 cul-de-sacs, 100 houses in total.
It was a nice place for the children to hang around in after closing hours of the park. Many of them didn't want to go to the park either, so they stayed in the cul-de-sacs and played with the other YKs.
One day, a hurt Android knocked on the first house. His healthy eye scanned quickly the other houses and realized some children were staring at him. He waited and smiled once the door finally opened.
"Ralph heard you care for Androids without families!"
Pairing: Chona x Jerry from Hatid Sundo (Karaoke Nights, #2)
Prompt: Fluff Bingo - Falling asleep together
Isa sa mga paboritong lugar nina Chona at Jerry ang burol na 'to. Palagi silang pumupunta rito tuwing gusto nilang tumakas sa ingay ng mundo. Dito kasi sila nakakahanap ng kapayapaan. Nakaugalian na nilang tumambay rito para lang makakuha ng kaunting saglit ng katahimikan.
Wala naman sila madalas ginagawa rito kung hindi ang kumain at magpahangin sa kalagitnaan ng kwentuhan nila. Ngayon, abala si Chona sa pagkukwento ng tungkol sa prof nitong hindi pumapasok pero biglaang nagbibigay ng quiz.
Nang mapagod si Chona sa pagkukwento ay humikab siya. "Idlip ka muna," sabi ni Jerry sa kanya.
Hindi na kumontra si Chona. "Gisingin mo na lang ako kapag aalis na tayo ah?"
Tumango si Jerry. Sumandal si Chona sa gilid ng kotse. Siniguro naman ni Jerry na may hanging nalalanghap si Chona. Ni-lock din niya nang maigi yung pinto para masiguradong hindi sila mananakawan.
Pinanood niya lang si Chona habang natutulog. Ngumiti siya nang mapait dahil alam niyang ito na ang huling punta nila rito sa burol nang magkasama.
Aalis na kasi siya sa susunod na buwan. Kailangan na niyang iwan si Chona no'n.
Inabot niya ang kaliwang kamay ni Chona saka hinawakan iyon. Alam niyang hindi pwedeng ganito na lang sila habambuhay pero sa ngayon, hahawakan niya muna ang kamay ni Chona na parang wala nang bukas.
Sa ngayon, itutulog na lang muna niya ang sakit ng kinabukasan.