#jess squared

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Shout out to reamynavy for always asking me stuff when I'm bored af

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Jess is almost here kinda and I just asdfghjlhakmnres she's in SpAiN???

That's so close I could get on a flight and be all hola

But then she's coming to me instead so no

I shall just have to wait

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f0ldingpaperfigures said: tbh im so excited about meeting the cats

My cats are the best. Dusty just eats dust all day and chases the broom and then Charlie does shit like that all the time.

[holdingontojupiter]

Reason #24601 that my dear Jess is flawless.

I just got this in response to me telling her people are douchecanoes sometimes.

sail sail sail your douche canoe

gently down the raging waterfall

where you will fall to your death

and no one will hear the screams

life is but a dream

Woman I love you. Just. Omg.

[foldingpaperfigures]

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jess squared is cannon...

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Soon.

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Jess is trying to get me to do English coursework.

I feel like I'm being all BUT MUUUUUMMMM.

[holdingontojupiter]

Nickname: Mess/Messy Gender: Female Nationality: English Relationship status: Recently singleLikes: chip dishes ;) Dislikes: piratepad ;) Random fact: is a cutie butt ;)

Jess see this is why people ship us.

You win. But then she knew she would. I know who this is so, y’know, now she has to marry me or some shit because she knows all this.